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CHICAGO—Calling it a banner day for breakfast science, a team of Quaker researchers announced Wednesday that they've unlocked the oatmeal genome, and can now successfully produce the world's oldest-fa...
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After reading this article, it is clear that, in going back to Middle Paleolithic era to obtain samples, they neglected to notice that the samples were in Dinosaur dung. The genome they then extracted, which contained elements of the dung, are the reason for the "tastes like shit" comment. Bad Science, fellows!
 
So long as they leave my Metamucil® alone, I'm cool with it.
 
Last line made me snort at work. Thanks!
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