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“At least she wasn’t eating their food.”
A college student at the University of South Carolina was arrested after roommates set up a secret camera in their common space that recorded her spitting and spraying Windex into their food. What do you think?
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...at least the glass was clean when she schlepped it in the knish.
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POCATELLO, ID—Hailing our day and age as the “single greatest moment in history to be a potato consumer,” National Potato Council president Dan Lake declared Tuesday that the United States is in the midst of an unparalleled potato renaissance.
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I love me some potatoes
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Former Arkansas governor and Fox News personality Mike Huckabee announced his 2016 presidential candidacy Tuesday, becoming the sixth Republican hopeful to officially enter the race. Here’s what you need to know about Huckabee
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Huckleberry Hound for President!
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While it’s true life is nothing more than a tale told by an idiot, take heart. After all, you’re an idiot.
ARIES: They say your problem is inoperable, but they’re wrong: It’s just incurable. Go ahead and do all the operating you want.
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“I thought the third and 29th punches were all right.”
Saturday’s welterweight title fight between boxers Floyd Mayweather Jr. and Manny Pacquiao, which had been hyped as the “Fight of the Century,” was widely criticized as boring and a waste of time by many viewers who paid $100 to watch it on TV. What do you think?
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Most outrageous of all - while in his dressing room post fight, Pacquiao received an invoice and bill for the dancing lesson Mayweather gave him.
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Alter Ego: Sally Cyber
Adds Diversity To GOP Field: In a sense
Previous Job: Computer at Hewlett-Packard
Carly Fiorina, a former Silicon Valley executive, announced Monday her candidacy for the 2016 presidential election, becoming the first female Republican hopeful to officially launch a campaign. Here’s what you should know about Fiorina:
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Yes, because she was such a success at HP :)
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"I’ve had some great drugs in my day, but seeing my baby for the first time? I wouldn’t trade that for all the ecstasy in the world."
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But nothing beats smoking Spice.
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Always smile! Never sad! Remember, they’re watching. This and more on today's Mothershould:
On Mothershould, Grace Manning-Devlin just jumped ahead to #276 on the Mom Leaderboard, and she gives viewers some tips on how they can move ahead in the standings themselves.
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ALAMEDA, CA—Thinking back on the moments that brought him the most joy in his life, local 13-year-old Adam Poole reportedly spent Tuesday afternoon reminiscing about several of his fondest memories, all of which were instances when his father was trying to make up for something.
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It is good for boys to have dreams of how they too will someday make up for things.
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Just like the brain of a #conservative or a #bluedogDemo   #RealTalk  (LOL)
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Preferred Title: Dr. President Carson
Birthplace: Successfully overcome
Biggest Political Liability: Has admitted to cutting people’s bodies open with scalpel
Retired neurosurgeon and rising conservative star Ben Carson announced his bid for the presidency Monday, the first African-American candidate of either major political party to do so. Here’s what you need to know about the Republican candidate:
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We need an Asian women for the republican nomination.
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WICHITA, KS—Searching for something to take his attention off the uncomfortable domestic dispute occurring just a few feet away, a local 6-month-old fetus reportedly decided Monday to pretend he couldn’t hear the loud argument coming from the other side of the uterine wall.
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"Jezz, I get to live out my first 12 years with these two idiots. Maybe its time to think about that abortion option after all".
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