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"...we now expect to take over this America by the end of the year 2020." Heinz cited the speed at which Hitler gained power as a precedent for this timeline.
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"As we all know, cartoons were originally pre-show warmups to feature films. Disney has employed a duck in this capacity for well over 80 years."
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"They took a simple premise, 'Millennials don't like cereal,' and because Millennials don't like being defined, they go out and buy cereal just to spite the article."
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Whenever someone says "what's the ROI of that?" I want to say "what's the ROI of your mom?" It sounds like a pithy, puerile thing to say, but it actually means more than just another "yo mama" joke.
What's the ROI of Your Mom?
What's the ROI of Your Mom?
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So you showed interest in a woman and she put you in the friend zone? That's great! We should always be thankful to have more friends!
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"The results of this study," says Dr. Ferry, "may go a long way toward explaining why some people refuse to believe that certain things are a problem to one social group."
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You want a substance surrounding you that's hard enough to hold its shape, but thin enough to let the splitting particles through. Cardboard works quite nicely.
How to Be In Two Places at Once
How to Be In Two Places at Once
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Bear in mind, not everyone will be able to do this, and even if you can, you won't get it on your first shot. It involves absorbing the oxygen out of the air through the pores of your skin.
How to Live Without Breathing
How to Live Without Breathing
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By fighting about who's the best captain, you've only pushed each other farther away; made your opinions that much more extreme.
The Kirk vs. Picard Conundrum
The Kirk vs. Picard Conundrum
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I should do the thing not because the thing is going to work, but because it's a variable. And variables are the heartbeat of life.
Variables Make Life Work
Variables Make Life Work
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