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"It was a miracle. The standing ovation that was to last for just one minute miraculously lasted eight." -- Jon Stewart

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TONIGHT: Robert Smigel discusses Night of Too Many Stars, an autism benefit hosted by Jon and featuring Louis C.K., Steve Carell, Broad City's Abbi and Ilana, and more.

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When the land of Fredo Corleone starts becoming circumspect about anything, it must mean the wrong or white people are now idiots.

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The Daily Show returns Feb 23 with a week of all-new episodes.
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jon please repost c f in a week hopefully will be better then but i now longer have hope when i cross my fingers and good purity intertwined in you know where soOoOoOolughck
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Jon makes a major announcement to The Daily Show audience: http://on.cc.com/1ChcpQ2
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Sad he left :( all the people I like leave :(
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Egyptian political satirist Bassem Youssef suggests ways in which to improve the conditions in the Middle East.
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Ditto John speaks the truth which is scary sometimes...
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"Is that against the law not to have an email account? It seems less of a scandal and more of like a nerd snap. 'Oh, she so old she doesn't even have an official email account!'" -- Jon Stewart

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+Jake Heuft You're right.  There are two things that distinguish the parties in my eyes.

The GOP constantly tries to help big business rob our wallets, while the democrats want the government to rob our wallets.  The GOP then robs from the government for businesses while the democrats rob businesses for the government.  

The other difference is that the GOP is more likely to oppose whatever the majority want, "Just lol because," I guess.  I don't really get that aspect of the GOP.  "Let's attack social security, and put grandma in the streets, tick off women for no reason, and rile up theists just because they're easy to anger."  It's as if the GOP markets by trolling.

The government does things to directly benefit the populace (in theory) while businesses just use what they get to rob our wallets even more.  Look at all the tax money we've given telecoms.  Do they in turn do whatever benefits us?  Nope!  "Thanks, suckers!"

So, there are the two reasons that we see more hatred of the GOP.  They use backdoor taxes through businesses, basically, by constantly selling out.  That kind of tax double dips without directly benefiting us.

Well, there's one more difference, but it's only marketing.  The democrats sell ideas while the GOP tries to sell delusions.  Either can be tricking us at any time.

If either one could figure out that we don't want the purpose for our existence to be that we prop up fat cats then I think people would be much happier.  Our society is supposed to be built so that everybody gets a chance to dance.  But by that analogy, both parties are the sleazy people at the club trying to roofie us while almost everybody on the dance floor is a bouncer.  This club sucks.

Neither party is objectively better because both help reduce all our societal issues to this simple-minded tug of war that only manages to tick off people on both sides of the aisle.  It's an intentional soap opera.  If we get sick of it and quit caring, then it all changes from runaway train to derailment.  So, it starts to feel like we're held hostage in this dysfunction.
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"Now, if it pleases my colleagues, you will see a grown man make love to a snowball." -- Jon Stewart

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+Bruce Petersen​ sorry you, like many in Wisconsin, have Walker, a tyrannical governor. He's part of the problem. He is one who believes national investment doesn't mean money for education, infrastructure, conservation, clean re-newable energy, middle class jobs and workers rights. His idea of capital investment in America is more and more tax breaks for the ugly, powerful rich and cut services for the rest.
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"If you're a New Yorker you might remember him as the mayor who replaced all of your porn and drugs with M&Ms." -- Jon Stewart
Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani sparks controversy when he makes shocking remarks about President Obama's sense of patriotism.
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Oh thanks. I spent the better part of my life paranoid and afraid. I'm feeling much better with giving and caring! Be well and enjoy your blessings! 
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"I'm Canadian. We don't care about the Super Bowl. If i wanted to see sweaty 300-pound men run into each other, I would go to Wal-Mart." -- Martin Short 
Legendary comedian Martin Short expresses his amazement at Katy Perry's Super Bowl halftime performance and discusses his memoir, "I Must Say."
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"Another White House security breach. They seem to be approaching new iTunes update levels of frequency for these things." -- Jon Stewart 

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