“I'm being handed a piece of paper, and it is a napkin. This is blank. No wait, it's, wait, it is a tear stained napkin. This is a napkin soaked with liberal tears.
That can mean only one thing. Ladies and gentlemen, The Colbert Report i
s ready to project that CNN has projected that Animal Planet has predicted that the winner of the 2012 presidential election is Barack Obama.” – Stephen Colbert
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