"That's why tonight I'm giving a wag of my gravy-stained finger to President Obama. Sir, have you forgotten the first Thanksgiving, when the pilgrims and the Indians and the Jesus sat down together, and the Lord did turn the maize into corn, and lo he gaveth the Indians smallpox for not believing in him." -- Stephen Colbert http://on.cc.com/vbd5gS

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