"Well I'm sorry, Oprah. We may be friends, but I'm not playing into your little PR stunt. If you will not tell us what happened between you and Lance, I have a responsibility as a journalist to make something up. Ladies and gentlemen, this just in: Lance Armstrong is banging Oprah!" -- Stephen Colbert

Full episode: http://on.cc.com/WdroGT
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