"You have to come on my show. You have canceled on me twice. I am offering you the Colbert Bump, but you're gonna get the Colbert Dump unless you come on my show, answer my questions, and accept my challenge of a slow smile contest. Here's a little taste." -- Stephen Colbert http://on.cc.com/10naU2b

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