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"Mitt's gonna keep those promises. I know, because I have his day one schedule right here:

Jan 20th, 2013

8am-noon -- Inauguration
12:30 -- Appoint cabinet
1:00 -- Take photo for White House ID card
1:07 -- Retake photo
1:45 -- Repeal Obamacare
2:30 -- Examine remains of Roswell aliens
3:00 -- Unwrap Oval Office label maker
3:15 -- Label China a currency manipulator
4:00 -- Pick nuclear launch codes -- (Maybe zip codes plus Ann's birthday?)
6:00 -- Take down Biden's old Erik Estrada posters
6:15 -- Get everyone in America a job
8:00 -- Activate self-deportation
9:00 -- Immigration solved
10:00 -- With presidency completed, resign and attend an inauguration of President Ryan." -- Stephen Colbert http://on.cc.com/QwuV1M
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Colbert for President 2016
 
Is that Paul Ryan picture available by itself?
 
take down Estrada posters,ha!! and frame Farah Fawcett posters!!
 
It's gonna be rough on him that first day- he didn't make time to go to the bathroom...
 
Eric Estrada posters.  LOL, classic.  I wonder what kind of jokes outgoing administrations play on incoming ones?
 
I think it's really funny to live in a country where a guy like Romney can actually run for president! (and a woman like Sarah Palin for Vice)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maj Eas
 
That is very funny.
 
At least we can say that mitt romney is a liar if he doesn't get all that done the first day he is president
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