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"A 46-year-old man in Waukesha, Wisconsin, seen here in his eHarmony profile, was arrested for getting all sexual with a sectional. Now I know there's not much to do in Wisconsin, but come on, buddy-- haven't you ever heard of meth? You seem like a natural." -- Stephen Colbert

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Would a sofaphile have to register as a sex offender?
 
I hope he used a condom at least, who knows where that couch has been! ;D
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I think next time I go digging for change, I might get a little bit uncomfortable.
 
Halirious! I live in WI, and from now on I will take a seat on the floor, thank you very much ! :)
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