"I am the clear first choice here, folks. First of all, the good people over at Public Policy Polling public policy polled South Carolinians today and found that of the possible replacements, I top South Carolina voters' wish list with 20% supporting me. 20% -- that's like half." -- Stephen Colbert http://on.cc.com/UfJG93
He's so smart, he'd hate it in Washington. He'd be the smartest kid in the room. It would be brilliant though. I'd love to see him arguing to raise taxes on people who've won an Emmy. He'd do it too. They've snubbed him plenty. Those bastards!!!