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So, anybody else thinking Eight inch wound? Really? Maybe more like five inches...
Or just me.
 
Getting bit in your penis by a 10-foot python while sitting on your toilet is what you have nightmares about in your nightmares.


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The 38-year-old victim suffered an eight inch wound from the bite, but he is expected to recover.

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A Thai man is recovering from a bloody encounter with a 10-foot python that slithered through the plumbing of his home and latched its jaws onto his penis as he was using a toilet.
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Maybe the wound went up one side and back down the other.
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With Valentine's Day coming
It needed to be said.
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Hahaha! Too funny 
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In between spreadsheets and interruptions
I am deleting many posts. It is weird erasing parts of a five year journey here on Google+, but I think it is for the best.
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+Tessie L'Amour I totally get that. 
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1 Minute to GIMP
If you have a bit of time (and I mean a tiny bit), and want to learn some +GIMP tips and tricks, try my 1 Minute to Gimp videos. They are simple, useful and short:

Blend tool->http://youtu.be/nJ6zZDo8A18
Color select->http://youtu.be/H3taliqsDH0
Clone tool->http://youtu.be/NIhKKk8adrM
Brush Dynamics->http://youtu.be/U1Gx8e21HO0
Text Borders->http://youtu.be/pKvcdOV5QT0
Pencil vs. Paintbrush->http://youtu.be/mjBcWxet3xo
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Risque?! But appeals to a certain audience. Think Farrah Fawcett poster.
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Have her in circles
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Mood: perhaps you shouldn't ask
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Excellent choice for the first share in a while!
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Historic win for Hillary Clinton
Granted, it was only by a hair, but still the first win by a woman ever in the Iowa caucuses. That feels good, even aside from the fact that I favor her in the election. As for Bernie Sanders, he should feel good that he came very, very close after being way behind a few months ago. Something to celebrate in both camps, I imagine, and good for Democrats to have a real race for the nomination.
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I do not know of anybody who wants to elect her for that alone, +Cole Carter. On the other hand, having proven she is as resilient and strong as she is in the face of withering criticism and sexism from the Right, we know she is strong and capable of standing up to tough opposition. Being a woman has made that tougher, but made her tougher as well.
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Could we soon face a major energy spill?
Please share to warn others.
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+Albert Valenzuela I always use sunscreen, but aside from that, I think you're missing the point.
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Accidentally turned on the television
There were a number of angry looking men who badly need to get laid... and aren't likely to anytime soon. Turned it off again.
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you should make sure you don't turn on C-Span again :)
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Custom brushes in Gimp 2.8
There are a number of interesting ways to use custom brushes, even if you aren't an artist.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaJQwRpYV3A
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Inside the dreams of Donald Trump
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Mukesh. Mahto
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There is nothing I like more than to lounge on the sofa near a blazing fire. Except perhaps chocolate and back rubs.

If these things matter to you, Tessie L'Amour is just a persona. You won't meet her walking the dog or throwing illicit bread crumbs to the penguins at the Chicago aquarium.
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