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ooo I'm gonna thumbs-down this one now.
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I got access to AWS Lambda. Here's my first project.
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zomg. some other great stories, like the "shower shitting".

 "Our toilet broke so I was in shopping for new ones and the sales person joked (no doubt for the millionth time) that I'll want one that automatically puts the seat down after I'm finished with it. I ‘joked’ back and said if I didn't have a wife I could save money and not buy one with a seat and I'd never have to hear women complaining about putting it down again. To which he gave me a strange look and said “but what about when you need to poop?”. I naturally pointed out that I'm a guy and therefore don't put the seat down, I sit on the rim of the bowl. Several embarrassing moments later, I realize that I've misunderstood my entire life and that guys do indeed use the toilet seat. I left empty handed and red faced."

http://www.dailydot.com/lol/redditors-bathroom-horror-stories/
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the "face scrub" and original men/toilet story are perfect examples of that doubletake thing. I assume many of us have been in one of those situations, but maybe it's just me?
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Are warm Octobers common in Portland? Yes. More common than not, by my definition.

https://github.com/tedder/climax/blob/master/portland-warm-octobers.csv
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On a chairlift at 10k feet. Snowing and cold, but friend and I went down the sledding hill. Faye and friends bf stayed at the top.
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I'm jealous of any weather right now, but especially snow!
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month of covers is pretty rad. I really like this one.
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The mormon church has generally downplayed Joseph Smith's likely polygamy, despite the rumors and weak evidence. Now:

"most of Smith's wives were between 20 and 40 years old. One of them, however, was a 14-year-old girl who was the daughter of Smith's close friends"

"The information will be surprising to many Latter-day Saints who either didn't know or were encouraged to dismiss speculation as anti-Mormon propaganda, Mauss said."

http://www.oregonlive.com/today/index.ssf/2014/10/mormon_church_founder_joseph_s.html

Here's a good list of possible wives, with the level of research/confidence for each one.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Joseph_Smith's_wives
An essay posted this week on the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints' website marks the first time the Salt Lake City-based religion has officially acknowledged those facts, though it also has not denied them.
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Attention Seattle peeps who have time and inclination on Thursday.

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We're filming this Thursday on Cap Hill and need some extras. This is your chance to be in the film. This shoot is to capture the sidewalk dance sculptures on Broadway. They're legendary symbols of...
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Did I mention they are evil?
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a felony, even.
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I think the whole "studios want to make a profit" explanation is a little too simple. To add nuance, studios (and humans with a given Stephen Pink-esque style of motivation) are trying to reduce risk. It's safer to remake a movie or do a sequel than it is to do something unique. Sure, it may not make a massive profit, but it's likely to flop.
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