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Swagata Mondal
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Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0%

Q. In which battle did Napolean die?
A. His last battle.

Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
A. At the Bottom of the Page.

Q. River Ganga flows in which state?
A. Liquid.

Q. Whats the main reason for Divorce?
A. Marriage.

Q. Whats the main reason for Failure?
A. Examinations...

Did the student Answer Anything Wrong?;-);-)
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Announcement in a university:
“Will the students who parked on the driveway, please move their cars…”
20 minutes later:
“Will the 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes…”
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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
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A 'Save Electricity' Campaign Statement:
"How would you Feel if somebody turns you ON and leaves?"
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sorry guyz... i ws having some net probs....... n m back agn.. :)
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SHARINGAN taught me 1 thing- Keep Calm & COPY.

#semester  
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There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again..!!!
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 how r u SWAGATA
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My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said:
"At the end of the ruler is an idiot".

I got punished after I asked,

"Which end?"
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chota baccha samaj ke humko na aankh dikhana re
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Today, I found out that ‘Made in China’ stickers are made in Korea. Mind = BLOWN!
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Which is BEST feeling in d world?? ♥ ♥ ♥

When u try to look at your friend and you find that your friend is already looking at you!

Location - exam hall ;)
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