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Susannah Breslin
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Attended University of California, Berkeley
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Poker. Crack. Misogyny.
How professional poker player Shane Schleger learned to stop grinding and start getting high.
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.223, I wish I knew how to quit you.
Guntry clubs offer gun lovers a new way to do business.
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Read it and don't weep
Notes to self. #writing #fiction #failure After three reports of failure (one, two, three), I was finally able to stop failing and start working on the next short story that I'll be selling online. How I Stopped Being an Idiot and Started Being Productive 1. I read the last short story I sold online, THE TUMOR 2. I checked my Gumroad sales on THE TUMOR (114 sales, $663.50 revenue) 3. I read "Joe Gould's Teeth" by Jill Lepo...
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Failure, I do it.
Despite my public self-flagellation yesterday, I failed to work on the next short story I'll be selling online. As long as I continue to fail to do something as simple as opening up a .doc and moving around some words, I'll be publicly shaming myself for it. Reasons I Didn't Work on My Short Story 1. I was busy 2. Other things happened 3. I had to exercise and exercise is more important 4. I feel overwhelmed 5. I do...
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The wolfpack roams.
"The Wolfpack" is such a strange movie that I had a hard time watching it. It's about a set of boy siblings, and the family that keeps them locked in a Manhattan apartment. Eventually, they venture outside. It's a documentary. I vacillated between enjoying the film's refusal to be a traditional by the book documentary and feeling annoyed with its refusal to spell everything out for me. It's more like an art film, in a way, an assembla...
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Read it, then eat it.
The Donut Burger is breakfast and dinner in one.
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New look.
When I was in New York in June, I had the happy opportunity to be photographed by my photographer friend Clayton Cubitt. Maybe you read about him in Vanity Fair, or maybe you've seen his sexy popular Hysterical Literature videos, or maybe you dig his Instagram. He lives in a Brooklyn bento box with his cool girl KT. In any case, he shot a photo of me which is the new background for this website and the photo you see here. I picked thi...
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The mania of forward movement.
I don't know anything about this book other than that I like the cover. Yesterday, I worked productively on the next work of fiction I'll be selling online. Today, I was, unbelievably, productive again. With two days of productivity in a row, one might long to believe anything is possible. BUT IS IT?? Wednesday will reveal if this madness can be sustained. I'm up to about 3,000 words, I think. What I Did This Time 1...
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Everything you do is bad and wrong.
So far, two days, one and two, of public self-shaming have failed to prompt me to get back to writing the next short story I'm going to sell online. Things I Did That Were Not Working On The Story 1. Went to the beach 2. Ate BBQ 3. Wrote a Forbes post about porn stars voting for Hillary Clinton and Marco Rubio 4. Slept 5. Drove around in the car 6. Did Pilates! 7. Watched the sun set 8. Thought about ...
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Oops sorry. #guns #2A #target I have been terrible about finishing the next short story I'm going to sell online. It's really terrific, and it needs to be finished. I will finish writing it tomorrow. How to Make Yourself Finish Things 1. Public humiliation 2. Shame 3. Embarrassment 4. Self-doubt 5. Listicles Buy THE TUMOR! "This is one of the weirdest, smartest, most disturbing things you will read this year."
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I'll take the one with the trident.
For the super rich, no luxury vehicle is off limits.
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Big ups to mr. @dannylepore for this dope ass sleeve tattoo! Make sure to follow us @cholo_tattoos to keep seeing fresh tattoos daily! #cholotattoos #tattooed #tatted #tattoo #tattoos #bngtattoo #blackandgray #realistictattoo #realism #portrait #beautifultattoo #ink #inked #inklife #bodyart #tattooartist #tat #marijuana #art #weedtattoo #stonernation #halfsleeve #kush #maryjane Well, drug tattoos, that is. I spent way too much time s...
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