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Susannah Breslin
Works at Me, Myself, and I
Attended University of California, Berkeley
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Think of her as the Studs Terkel of stripping.
Think of her as the Studs Terkel of stripping.
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What happens at the banana derby doesn't stay at the banana derby.
Banana derby. 🐶🍌🐵 Not so long ago, I went to a fair because I wanted to see the banana derby. A banana derby is when monkeys riding dogs race around a track. I'd never seen a banana derby before. The monkeys and dogs appeared to be owned by a man and a wife who operated the banana derby out of an RV. There was also a little girl who I assumed was their daughter, and another woman who was maybe the wife's sister. It was like a trav...
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Tell me about the first time you watched a porn movie.
I'm working on a new project and am interested in hearing your stories about the first time you saw a porn movie. Mine: It was 1984, and the movie was a VHS tape featuring John Holmes. What I remember most is the hangdog look of his face half-hidden under a mop of unruly dirty blonde hair. The girl was a bottle blonde, as I recall it. It was like watching hamburgers get made. Want to share your story anonymously? Send me an email...
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Kill your Paulines.

Every so often, I'm not sure how often, Aimee Bender posts a Writing Exercise. The latest one is: "There is a wrapped gift at the bus stop." Here's my pass at it. There is a wrapped gift at the bus stop, Maureen said. Next to her, she could feel Pauline stiffen. Pauline ruined everything. Panicked during bus rides. Screamed loudly if others stood too close. Fainted dramatically if storm clouds gathered overhead. Maureen ...
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Dry-erase boards are the new cement.
My favorite part is about the dog shit. "Flogging the Freelancer" is a blog post a day on freelancing in the gig economy. Browse the archives here. I guess I'm going to need more pens. You can connect with me on Twitter, Instagram, and LinkedIn, and you can email me here.
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Where I'm at.
In June, I'll be attending the 2016 Investigative Reporters & Editors Conference in New Orleans, Louisiana, where I'll be improving my journalism skills. In September, I'll be a resident at the Noepe Center Residency Program on Martha's Vineyard in Massachusetts, where I'll be working on my novel. Last year, I went to THREAD at Yale in New Haven, Connecticut, and I was a resident at the Carey Institute Nonfiction Residency in Rensse...
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About that tumor ...
Last year, I self-published a short story: THE TUMOR. I sold it on Gumroad . I used Pay What You Want pricing. Here are the stats to date: I've sold 125 copies. My gross revenue was $712. A great experience! I highly recommend it. You can buy a copy here. (I'm also rewriting the novel that I wrote while I was undergoing chemotherapy four years ago.)
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Why is this Playmate wearing panties?
Playboy, once irreverent, hopes today not to offend.
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This puny inexhaustible voice. 
In 2009, I wrote and self-published "They Shoot Porn Stars, Don't They?" It's a 10,000-word longform investigation of how the Great Recession impacted the adult movie industry. It was written for a specific publication, but I ended up publishing it myself. What I've written here is sort of an addendum or annotated-ish version of it. (Of course, this is how annotation should be done, but nobody asked, so I figured I'd do it myself.) ...
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The alternative to quitting.
lol "Flogging the Freelancer" is a blog post a day on freelancing in the gig economy. Browse the archives here. A Self-Analysis of Blogging During the Month of January # of Posts: 30 Positives: Only missed one day Negatives: Self-indulgent ramblings of a nonsensical person who occasionally, halfheartedly tries to be helpful Conclusion: Need to rethink this You can connect with me on Twitter, Instagram, and LinkedIn, and y...
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I write about porn and some other stuff.
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One of TIME.com's best bloggers in 2008.
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  • University of California, Berkeley
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