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There will be a pimply sophomore ringing your doorbell looking for his date 15 years from today. I called it here and now.

I'd say you can wait another week to start planning for that, but you should definitely get on that sooner rather than later.
 
Door opens
Kid walks in.
Me: sitting in arm chair cleaning shot gun
"Does this barrel look straight to you?"
Aims at him
"You must be here to see [Name TBD] you kids stay safe tonight"
 
I feel like you can add a more personal, creative touch than that.
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