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- There will be a pimply sophomore ringing your doorbell looking for his date 15 years from today. I called it here and now.
I'd say you can wait another week to start planning for that, but you should definitely get on that sooner rather than later.Jan 4, 2012
- Door opens
Kid walks in.
Me: sitting in arm chair cleaning shot gun
"Does this barrel look straight to you?"
Aims at him
"You must be here to see [Name TBD] you kids stay safe tonight"Jan 4, 2012
- I feel like you can add a more personal, creative touch than that.Jan 5, 2012