It's my policy to not give a flying fuck what your "policy" is. It's not a law so man the fuck up and walk up and down the stairs that was part of your job when you signed up.
Alderman's office has already been contacted several times as the wording makes it sound like an official mandate rather than a "friendly" suggestion that potentially has consequences of no more mail delivery unless the box is moved. I say good, go for it. I'll miss taking in the junk mail and walking it to the recycling bin every day.
As you can see, I take life very, very seriously.
Don't give a shit about politics, they all lie and don't do anything for us.
Other than that, let's have a frakin blast!
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