All the photographs exist in cloud storage and in a very large external hard drive. :)
The pirate replies, "I was swept overboard into a school o' sharks off the Barbary Coast. Before they could heave me out, a shark bit me leg off."
"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about the hook?"
"Well, now," replied the pirate, "that's from when we were boarding an enemy ship and were battlin' the other sailors with swords. As I was pullin' meself aboard with me sword 'twixt me teeth, someone cut me hand clean off."
"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch?"
"A seagull dropping fell into me eye," replied the pirate.
"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked.
"Aye..." said the pirate, "Ya see, that was me first day with the hook."
Little Billy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to "God, USA", they decided to send it to the President.
The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send Billy a $5.00 bill.
The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
Billy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:
Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00.
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