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Wahah wawa wha woaah. Wahahaha?
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These deserve to be used.
 
Sorry, this is a little long, but quite interesting;-)

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

 Here are the winners:
 
1. Cashtration <#> (n <#> .): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

2. Ignoranus <#> : A person who's both stupid and an asshole <#> .
 
3. Intaxicaton <#> : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
 
4. Reintarnation <#> : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
 
5. Bozone <#> (n <#> .): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone <#>  layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
 
6. Foreploy <#> : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid 
 
7. Giraffiti <#> : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
 
8. Sarchasm <#> : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
 
9. Inoculatte <#> : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
 
10. Osteopornosis <#> : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
 
11. Karmageddon <#> : It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. 
 
12. Decafalon <#> (n <#> ): The grueling event of! getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
 
13. Glibido <#> : All talk and no action. 
 
14. Dopeler <#>  Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 
 
15. Arachnoleptic <#>  Fit (n <#> .): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
 
16. Beelzebug <#> (n <#> .): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
 
17. Caterpallor <#> (n <#> .): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
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Hey, it almost looks good!
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i hope they really  publish this movie 
i would watch it
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So this is why Marty stopped his time traveling...
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well thats cool...
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Doctor Who meets Metal
Brilliant metal cover of the Doctor Who Theme!

#doctorwho  
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No Firefly section? I am disappointed. 
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Too true. 
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Nice!
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This guy deserves to win a Saxxy. Vote for him, and vote for the sentry.
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Quite an astounding effort. I like it.

For +Axel Friedrich and +David Wales 
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A movie that makes you think.
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+David Wales Just because you don't understand something doesn't mean it is senseless.
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Wah! It has escaped!
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Switch it to the cat. I liked the cat better.
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