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This was brutal, but so worth it! Can you give us some stretches for the lower back? Thank you!
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This is hilarious!!!! Thanks for putting it together, Deva!! Totally worth it :)
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I can totally nail the "tell me 'bout it, stud" intonation; I friggin' love Bad Sandy; and I despise Hello Kitty. 'Nuff said.

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Remember the movie "Grease"? Remember "Good Sandy"?  You know, all blonde, prim, proper and dainty singing "Hopelessly Devoted To You" into a pool in the backyard? Remember "Bad Sandy"?  Black leather pants, red hooker he...
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+Stephanie Jankowski this is why I heart you so hard....
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As self-proclaimed Worst Gift-Giver in the Land, I'm relying on this list of things I will (or won't) do for my husband on #fathersday2014 . For instance, I won't say one word about his knee-high white socks and sandals...especially since I bought the sandals. #fathersdaygiftideas  
I often rely on my writing to take attention away from the fact that I am the world's worst gift giver. I'm the one who buys you a sweater in July, but the sweet words in your card totally make up ...
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My mom called a few of the shots "pornographic," but all I see is a Mama trying to appreciate her amazing, sexy, 'bout to have a baby body. #babybumpphotos  
I know, I know--"would she please shut up about pregnancy and babies?!" She will not. And here's why: I had professional belly and newborn pictures taken by Misty, a local, super talented photograp...
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Thanks so much, +Sarah Nenni-Daher! I think it's kinda sad how conservative some people can be when it comes to pregnant bellies. A bikini is okay, but bare your baby bump and HOW DARE SHE!!! Simmer down, people :)
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Sleep when the baby sleeps.
Ask for help.
Buy wine by the box.

So much advice for Moms, so much of it telling us what TO do. What about the things we SHOULDN'T do? I've got five "don't go there, Mama" ideas. I wanted to add: "Ride a horse" to the list, but I had to milk myself before my breasts exploded. So, tell me: what did I miss?

#ParentingHumor   #AdviceforMoms  
Unless you're new 'round these parts (or have purposely been ignoring me because you're sick of hearing about pregnancy, et. al., in which case, I can't blame you), you know I've just birthed my th...
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Excellent message and fun giveaway--sharing now!!!!!
Life is a crazy journey on which we see so many other people at a glance. We see all the prettiness of the outsides of their lives. We see their perfect house that they own, their shiny cars, their well behaved children, thei...
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I think we should find JT and hold him down and...wait. Wrong forum.

Yes. Yes, JT should write about that. 
A funny thing happens when you become a parent. Things change. A lot. For instance, you can't easily get in and out of a convenience store for a cup of coffee. You can't shop at Target for under $300. Swea...
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I'm in awe right now. Absolute awe.  Teach me, woman.
I have a secret. I'm an Overachieving Mom. Yep. Totes Magoats.  A bonafide OAM, the moniker Jen from People I Want To Punch In The Throat has coined. Feels good to get that off my chest. And now I want to be famous ...
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+Stephanie Jankowski I'll teach your cupcakes anytime ;)
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Win a FREE 2-night vacation to +Columbus Ohio Community ! 4 tickets to the zoo & aquarium, science center, AND water park! You'll stay for free, too! Just don't go all rock star and trash the hotel room; this is for families, people. #giveaway   #summerfun   #familyfun   
Dimpled knees and chubby hands. Sweet smiles and coos. Snuggles and soft sighs. Babies. I'll pause for a collective awwww... Done? It's no secret I love me some babies. In fact, I would have more i...
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Hey, you! Do you have two minutes? Because that's all it takes to help a fellow Mama in need this #MothersDay . For every view this video gets, Johnsons will donate $1 (up to $50,000) to moms and kids who need it most. Please watch! And remember: #YoureDoingOKMom   #ad  
Did you bottle or breast feed? Did you sleep train or go with the nighttime flow? Did you adopt the helicopter or free-range parenting style, or somewhere in between? Whatever your answers, you're ...
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7 more hours to enter #sprintmom  & #mc  's FREE SMARTPHONE giveaway! May the fourth be with you. I'm sorry, I had to...
I participated in a campaign on behalf of Mom Central Consulting (#MC) for Sprint. I received a product sample to facilitate my review and to thank me for participating. While this post is sponsore...
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WhenCrazyMeetsExhaustion.com
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Hiya, pals! I'm a teacher, writer, wife, mom, and exhausted. 
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I birthed two humans and my work has been featured on Families in the Loop, Mamapedia, Scary Mommy, BlogHer, and WhenCrazyMeetsExhaustion.com.
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The Mommy Show Comes to YouTube! (Finally)
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10 Things I Will (or Won't) Do For My Husband This Father's Day
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I often rely on my writing to take attention away from the fact that I am the world's worst gift giver. I'm the one who buys you a sweater i

Here, Have a Free Vacation. Really.
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Dimpled knees and chubby hands. Sweet smiles and coos. Snuggles and soft sighs. Babies. I'll pause for a collective awwww... Done? It's no s

Finding Beauty in Pregnancy
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I know, I know--"would she please shut up about pregnancy and babies?!" She will not. And here's why: I had professional belly and newborn p

You're Doing OK, Mom
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Bow Down, Peasants, and Win a Phone
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I participated in a campaign on behalf of Mom Central Consulting (#MC) for Sprint. I received a product sample to facilitate my review and t

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The kids came home with a breakfast order form yesterday. It's a new offering at the school, for busy parents that don't have time to either

7 Lessons to be Learned From Caillou
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My Happy Place
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If you're a fan of silly movies, as I am, then I'm sure you've seen Adam Sandler's Happy Gilmore. When Happy is about to go ape-shit and mis

What Does One Billion Look Like?
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We used to be tight. Close-knit. We understood one another. And then I got to high school and everything changed. There was a distance betwe

PC
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Political Correctness burst onto the scene because society decided we should tidy up our language and try really, really hard to make nice w

How To Talk To Your Kids About Oral Sex
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I never thought I'd have to explain this to my ten year old."Mom, what's this?"I watched as he held two fingers up, slightly spread apart, a

I Got a Spray Tan. With My Mother.
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Did you know that spray tans are now done one-on-one? Like, the days of you being alone in a shower-esque room with nozzles squirting you ar