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Stan Carney
Worked at Vogogo Inc.
Attended Southern Alberta Institute of Technology
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The joke that keeps on giving.
 
This is a real research paper.. from a fake show
"Optimal Tip-to-Tip Efficiency a model for male audience stimulation"
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LOL.... of course.
usbkill waits for a change on your usb ports, then immediately kills your computer. Anti forensic, usb -> kill
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This excites and terrifies me at the same time.
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Interesting and well written. The section on the autistic Go mascot is awesome.
 
I find this insightful:

"I still like writing Go code, but overall I fear that Go has sacrificed the values of fun, exploration, and knowledge-seeking in favor of the language designers’ perceived political needs at their current place of employment."
Four Days of Go. By Evan Miller. April 21, 2015. Part of my work involves the mild reverse-engineering of binary file formats. I say “mild” because usually other people do all of the actual work; I just have to figure out what an extra flag field or two means, and I then take as much credit as ...
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"The theological implications alone are staggering."
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There are two types of people, those who have pushed the button and those who will.

...And well actually everybody else who didn't have a reddit account before April 1st. Hmm.. well I guess if the button hits 0 and there are people with accounts who didn't click it, so well four types of people.
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Found this guy in my basement. Palm's stylus input completely ruined what little hand writing ability I had. I recall every 6 months having to throw away rent cheques because I forgot to advance my hand, or made the letter 'a' like a chevron or the letter 't' like a 7.

Turns on but it is stuck in a boot loop.
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Right "Graffiti", that is what it was called.... My kids love it. Things with physical buttons are rare now.
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Tank Wave Man - March 2013. Science.
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AAAAAHHHHHH!!!
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I for one, welcome our new insect overlords.
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stan@elchopo:~$ fuck
 
https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck

"""
Magnificent app which corrects your previous console command, inspired by @liamosaur twit.

Few examples:

➜ apt-get install vim
E: Could not open lock file /var/lib/dpkg/lock - open (13: Permission denied)
E: Unable to lock the administration directory (/var/lib/dpkg/), are you root?

➜ fuck
sudo apt-get install vim
[sudo] password for nvbn:
Reading package lists... Done
...

➜ git push
fatal: The current branch master has no upstream branch.
To push the current branch and set the remote as upstream, use

    git push --set-upstream origin master


➜ fuck
git push --set-upstream origin master
Counting objects: 9, done.
...

➜ puthon
No command 'puthon' found, did you mean:
 Command 'python' from package 'python-minimal' (main)
 Command 'python' from package 'python3' (main)
zsh: command not found: puthon

➜ fuck
python
Python 3.4.2 (default, Oct  8 2014, 13:08:17)
...

➜ git brnch
git: 'brnch' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.

Did you mean this?
    branch

➜ fuck
git branch
* master
"""
thefuck - Magnificent app which corrects your previous console command.
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I had no idea this existed....
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Sigh... From what I've read it is a failed GPU.
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yeah, sadly  mine is a mid-2010 model so not sure if they're going to do anything for me, I really need to go see a "genius" about it I guess
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Education
  • Southern Alberta Institute of Technology
    Computer Science, 1997 - 1999
  • University of Calgary
    Computer Science
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Idea developer, software maestro, Co-founder and CTO of Redfall Technologies and Vogogo.
Introduction
Co-Founder and CTO of Redfall Technologies Inc, https://www.vogogo.com among other things. 

I specialize in the design and implementation of online payment systems specifically: online wallets, NACHA, Canadian Payments Association processing, as well as credit cards. I have been doing lots of Grails and Groovy development for the last few years, but I play with just about everything.

Bragging rights
Lived an entire year making zero dollars.
Work
Occupation
Entrepreneur | Software Developer
Employment
  • Vogogo Inc.
    Co-Founder, CTO, 2010 - 2014
    Vogogo business concept development, system design, implementation, maintenance, team recruitment and management.
  • Redfall Technologies Inc
    Co-Founder, CTO, 2008 - 2014
    Business concept development, system design, implementation, maintenance, team recruitment and management.
  • Neteller
    Lead Technical Architect, 2005 - 2006
    Migrated legacy Member and Merchant applications to a more sustainable Java platform before becoming Lead Architect and assuming responsibility for the entire .com portfolio. This included planning the future technical direction of the .com product, establishing business value of technical changes as well as performance and stability. Directly lead teams as large as 16 developers at times through the organization’s explosive growth.
  • Allstream IT Services
    Senior Consultant, 2003 - 2005
  • Montage eIntegration
    Senior Consultant, 2000 - 2003
  • Credit Union Central Alberta
    Developer, 1999 - 2000
    Designed, developed, and maintained secure online financial solutions, including an Intel based interactive voice response system and a 100% Java based Internet banking application. All solutions were developed with reuse and extensibility as a focal point as Credit Union Central is a service bureau for all registered Credit Unions in Alberta.
  • Silicon Graphics, Inc.
    1998 - 1999
    Staged SGI computer systems for demos and trade shows. Developed an in house web based inventory, request and tracking system used by sales agents to configure and book demo systems.
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Male
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Friends, Networking
Apps with Google+ Sign-in
  • Samurai II:Vengeance
  • FOTONICA
  • Big Hero 6 Bot Fight
  • Bridge Constructor
  • Bridge Constructor FREE
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