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A student goes to talk to his professor about his grade.
The student comes up to the professor, "What is this, why did you grade me an 80?"
The professor looks at the exam again, "Yep, an 80 is what you deserve"
The student takes the exam back, and asks "If I'll bite my own eye, will you give me an 85?" The professor is surprised, but still he agrees, at which point the student then takes out his glass eye - and bites it.
The shocked professor then takes the exam back, and marks it 85. The student then says "If I'll bite my nose, will you give me a 90?" The professor is once again shocked, "He can't pull out his nose" he thinks to himself. He finally agrees, at which point the student takes out his dentures, and bites his own nose.
The professor then once again takes the exam, and marks the grade 90.
The student then makes another offer: "If I'll get up on this table, and pee the perfume Coco Chanel on you, will you give me a 100?"
The professor now has to see what this kid can do, so he agrees. The student goes on the table, and pees all over the professor, the professor's shirt is soaking wet, as he goes to to sniff it. "What the hell?! This isn't Coco Chanel! This is piss!"
The student then goes "Fine, we'll leave it at 90".
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A very handsome man gets into a terrible car accident.... 
The doctors save his life, but he loses one eye. Before a nice glass one can be fitted, he is temporarily given a wooden eye.
The man becomes very depressed because of his eye loss and sits at home, moping around. Eventually his friends come over and drag him out to a bar to try and cheer him up. While at the bar, he's still just sitting there looking depressed, not really talking. One of his friends suggests he tries to talk to a cute girl who seems alone at the bar.
"No, she'll never go for a man with a wooden eye," the man says.
"Okay, how about that girl over there?" His friend responds. "She has a really big nose".
The man walks over to the girl and asks, "Would you like to dance?"
Very excited, and shocked, to be asked to dance by such an attractive man, the woman responses "Would, I?! Would I?!"
To which the man quickly responds "Big nose! Big nose!"
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Relax man, it is not the world cup final..

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Jack is dating this girl Paula. He takes her out five times before he finally gets her back up to his apartment for coffee. They're fooling around on the couch, they move to the bedroom, and they have sex.
After it's done, Paula glances over at the nightstand and sees the box of Trojans. It's a 12-pack, but there are only five left in there.
"What happened to the rest of them?" she asks accusingly.
"Well... I masturbated into them," he says.
She accepts the answer, but she's curious. When she's with a few guy friends two days later, Paula asks them about it.
"Do you guys ever do that?" she asks.
"Sure, all the time," her friend says.
"Really, you masturbate into condoms?" she responds.
"Oh, no! I thought you were asking if I ever lie to my girlfriend!"
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Healthcare in America.

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There's really nothing quite so sweet as tiny little baby feet.

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I don't know what the word irony means anymore because so many people keep using it incorrectly. Oddly enough I suspect that that's ironic but I have no clue.

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So graceful.. so majestic..

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Reminds me of bunking class, just to find out the professor right in front of us.. Although It didn't feel that majestic standing in front of Principal's office later.. 😆
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Former President APJ Abdul Kalam died on Monday at a hospital in Meghalaya, where he had gone to deliver a lecture at the Indian Institute of Management in Shillong, reports Press Trust of India. He was 83.
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Very sad.. May his soul rest in peace..
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Do you know why Amazon is now a more valuable retail company than WalMart?
This is the fact. The throbbing hard fact.
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An Engineer/Tech Architect/Manager with a wider interest in tech architecture/design mostly in the financial services area.
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I am an easy going soul who indefinitely postpones his New Year resolutions to another year..

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3. Soccer.
4. Chess.
5. Kerala.
6. India.
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We were staying at the Hilton Hawaiian Village in Waikiki, Honolulu, Hawaii. As good as the resort is, it doesn't have too many eating options after say 9 in the night or so. We were a couple of families with 3 little kids and desperate and hungry enough to get out of Waikiki and find a place to eat. Luck may have it, a lady cab driver stopped in front of us next to Hilton and we hopped in. We didn't know what to tell her.. but I remember saying something like "Take us to a good place to eat". She drove us to Fook Yuen which is like a mile away. We were so skeptical when we saw the place from outside. It was fairly crowded and a bit noisy too. You will know what I mean if you have been to any of the "China Town" restaurants in New York City. The first time at Fook Yuen was a fun experience because the waiter didn't really seem to understand what we wanted and we couldn't figure out what he agreed upon. But, nevertheless he brought us some Chinese food which was some of the best I have ever tasted. Unbelievable quantity as well. I do think the waiter must have confused an order or two :) but what he got us was much better than probably what we ordered. We ate so much that, I have no idea how we got back to the hotel. I do remember asking the front desk at the restaurant to get us a cab. And Lobsters. You got eat them. Cost? Unbelievably low. Needless to say that we ended up going there 3 more nights. Highly recommended restaurant. The staff is extremely courteous and very generous. (I should mention the free desserts they gave us). They are open very very late in the night.
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Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
If you are living in the Waikiki area in Honolulu, everything will be a bit more expensive because it is the heart of the tourist are in Honolulu. There are not many good Desi restaurants in Waikiki. We tried another a bit away from Waikiki and that was a disaster. We tried this place for lunch and we loved it. Your call.
Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
Never ate here.. so can't review :)
Food: GoodDecor: GoodService: Good
Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago
We were on our way to Luray Caverns and had met with a friend in Front Royal so had lunch at this place on my friend's recommendation. I am going to put my friend's exact words about the place. " It's a neat tiny restaurant owned by a young couple who met as sous chefs at the world-renowned Inn at Little Washington, which Andrew Lloyd Webber said has "probably the best food I have ever eaten"
Food: ExcellentDecor: Very GoodService: Excellent
Public - 3 years ago
reviewed 3 years ago
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My family and I together with my friend's family was in Waikiki and decided to find some Indian food outside Waikiki for dinner. It was around 8 PM and we were 3 small kids and 4 adults. We called the restaurant and asked them specifically whether they will be open. It seems we spoke to the owner of the place and he asked us to come in. It was a rainy day as well. We reached there and the next thing we see is that the owner guy disappears into the kitchen and this younger guy and I have no idea who he is.. tells us that they are closed. We mentioned our phone call and the fact that our cab had already left etc. (Try being in an unknown area in a city which you have no idea about with kids and family and no transportation). The younger guy says "if you want, I can give you take out". The only reason we actually travelled to the place is because it had 4 plus rating on Google. We also found that the place looked very untidy / unkempt. We waited another half an hour outside for a cab and saw this young chap walk by, calling it a night. I guess, he basically declined to serve us food because he wanted to leave. They could have told us about this and avoided us the trip. I rate this restaurant a 1* because of their lack of customer focus as well as untidy setting. For those southeast asians/Indians who would like to branch out of Waikiki to eat some Indian food, no this place is not what you are looking for. Oh, did I forget to mention that we saw them entertain locals and served them while we were waiting outside? P.S :- Next day for lunch we looked for a decent restaurant in Waikiki itself and came across a place called Monsoon India. A very nice place. No, I am not promoting them but well if you are in Honolulu and wants some good Desi food.. .. you might as well trust online reviews.
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Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
It is a great place to visit with family. Kids will have a lot of fun. If you are into minigolf try the minigolf place next door to Turtleback zoo. I believe they are under the same management. You won't be disappointed.
Appeal: ExcellentFacilities: ExcellentService: Excellent
Public - 3 years ago
reviewed 3 years ago
Very good service.
Public - 3 years ago
reviewed 3 years ago