The old man said, "but I won't be able to..."
Prostitute: "c'mon man.... give it a try... "
Old man says okay. They go in. The old man whips out his 8 incher and fucks the daylights out of her for 30 minutes. When he's done, the prostitute all exhausted and tired says, "but you said you won't be able to...."
"...pay you" replied the old man.
Prostitute: "Hey, do you want some super sex?"
Old man ponders for a moment, "eh ... the soup."
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