Dad: I don't know.
Son: He was going to visit the dummy.
Son: Knock, knock
Dad: Who's there?
Son: The Chicken
Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She's beautiful, isn't she?"
I said, "If you think she's gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend."
He said, "Why? Is she a stunner?"
I said, "No, she's a fucking optician."
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