Dr: Go behind the curtains, take off your clothes and do a headstand in front of the mirror.
The woman obliges. The doctor comes in, parts her legs and keeps his chin on top of her vagina.
W: So Doc, what's the problem with me?
Dr: You should stop drinking before going to bed, that's all.
W: Then why the hell did you make me do that?
Dr: Oh, I just wanted to see how'd I look with a beard.
And, no one can agree on the story.
I'm beginning to wonder if the constant Conservative meltdowns are contributing to global warming.
"It's not my fault," I said, "every time I try flushing them down the toilet they magically appear back in my pocket again."
"Do you really expect me to believe that?" he laughed.
I said, "I can prove it to you if you want me to."
"Go on then." he smiled, handing me the bag.
After flushing them down toilet, he looked at me with a grin and said, "Well, show me your pocket then!"
"What for?" I asked.
He said, "The drugs."
I said, "What drugs?"
Apple makes a lot of money, but do they invest in anything public good?
I use a number of Apple products because of their quality but I will always admire Google more.
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