Dr: Go behind the curtains, take off your clothes and do a headstand in front of the mirror.
The woman obliges. The doctor comes in, parts her legs and keeps his chin on top of her vagina.
W: So Doc, what's the problem with me?
Dr: You should stop drinking before going to bed, that's all.
W: Then why the hell did you make me do that?
Dr: Oh, I just wanted to see how'd I look with a beard.
And, no one can agree on the story.
I'm beginning to wonder if the constant Conservative meltdowns are contributing to global warming.
Apple makes a lot of money, but do they invest in anything public good?
I use a number of Apple products because of their quality but I will always admire Google more.
A comment I saw on reddit during and after the Supreme court ruling on marriage equality :)
Its a little after 9:00am here in Kentucky. At this moment my wife and I are still straight-married. If something changes or if our marriage is suddenly destroyed I'll post updates.
Edit: I heard a loud thunderous sound and thought that the end of our marriage was near. Turns out the, it was just a tractor trailer truck hitting its Jake brakes. Will continue to update.
Edit 2: I heard a loud knock at the door so I grabbed my guns to protect my marriage. It was just the UPS guy. Will continue to monitor.
Edit 3: Blue helmeted UN soldiers are here to take away my marriage... Wait, no. Its just Chuck Testa.
Few other fun comments :-
Okay, so now that this is official, when can I watch Gay Divorce Court?
RIP pastor in texas who said he would light himself on fire when this day came..
This is destroying the sanctity of Bristol Palin's marriage.
Confederate flag removal, Obamacare subsidies upheld now gay marriage is legal everywhere. Somebody better call and put the entire south on suicide watch.
Sounds like it's time to finally drop the "T" from cantaloupe.
That's it, my wife and I are getting a divorce.
Now we just need a legalization of gay marijuana
And gays across the country who have been relying on "Hey, I'd love to get married, but it's not legal" woke up to a really awkward conversation.
Australia is now officially more backwards than the United States.
As a heterosexual man I am appalled. This ruling affects my life fundamentally. Oh wait, it doesn't at all.
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