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PLEASE DO IT!

This would just be the funniest thing ever.
Conservative Texas firebrand says he hasn't ruled out a White House exploratory committee.
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Turns out he won't run because he thinks his baldness would prevent him winning. Because that's totally the problem LOL.
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Somebody needs to lock this sick fuck up.
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+Simon Jessey Thanks for the conversation. God bless.
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Cuban-Canadian +Ted Cruz​​​​ announces his candidacy for President of the United States at Liberty University.

The university says despite the announcement taking place there, it does not signify an endorsement of his candidacy; nevertheless, student attendance of the event was mandatory.

Nothing says "liberty" more than mandatory attendance, am I right?
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Not to mention that the hypocrite starts talking about respecting privacy but then asks all the students to text 'constitution' to a number without saying what it's for. We all know it's to collect their contact info so he can send his spam. Now that's protecting privacy. 
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This is a great TV spot for "Marvel's Avengers: Age of Ultron". It's probably the most exciting and droolworthy of everything we've seen thus far. Just a few more weeks to wait!
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The physics of Captain America's "bike toss" are not possible, but who really gives a fuck? It's nine kinds of awesome with an extra dollop of squee!
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The +Philadelphia Eagles​ organization is working really, really hard to sell Sam Bradford to the #Eagles fans.
This was a move long in the works. The Eagles eyed Rams quarterback Sam Bradford for weeks, and on Tuesday they made the move, acquiring Bradford in exchange for Nick Foles. Draft picks were involved. It was a huge move. A former No. 1 overall draft pick (2010), Bradford's NFL career has been ...
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I don't condone Jezza's actions, but as a Top Gear fan this totally sucks.
Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson will not have his contract renewed after the BBC concludes an investigation into his
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No doubt some other channel is itching to sign the three of them up...They bring in mega bucks as a group doing what they do so well and realistically,  the BBC had no choice although it must have been a painful decision. :-(
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Does anyone else think it is weird Senator +Ted Cruz chose a logo that looks like the American flag turned upside-down and set ablaze? And also, do you think it was deliberate he chose a logo shape that resembles the logo shape for +Al Jazeera America?

#TedCruz2016  

#TedCruz  
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I think Marcy has developed her own language.  We'll just have to take the time to learn it... or not.
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+Lynn H​​ I know my way around this particular IKEA very well, so that won't happen. +Deborah Jessey​​ and I were looking at a desk for her computer, and trying out various office chairs (none of which were very good, if I'm honest).
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Regarding this #PiDay nonsense, only a tiny fraction of the world formats the date as MM/DD/YY. It is the primary date format for only the USA and Belize, and both of those countries would normally use MM/DD/YYYY anyway.

Just sayin'.
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Winner of this year's GIFYS.

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+Simon Jessey My network sucks.
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With the announcement of a ridiculously overpriced watch from Apple for its legions of sheeple, I am reminded of this gem.
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That's hysterical. I wanna see it done in a commercial on SNL!
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Videotape editor, video director, web developer, web development instructor
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An Englishman living in the United States
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Apart from being an Englishman living in the USA, I'm a socially-progressive atheist who loves science fiction and cheeseburgers.
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  • Lehigh Valley College
    Web Administration, 2002 - 2004
  • Therfield School
    1982 - 1988
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Smile Solutions is a first class dental establishment. There's nothing pleasant about going to see the dentist, but it really helps when you are greeted by friendly staff in a comfortable, modern facility. This clinic is easy to get to and it has ample parking. I had some work done earlier today. Despite having a deep cavity in an upper rear molar that needed a filling, I experienced no pain at all during the surprisingly brief procedure. The chair was comfortable, everything was spotlessly clean and efficiently laid out, and there was music being piped around the clinic to help me relax. - - - UPDATE - - - Yesterday, I had an extraction of a molar and a bone graft to prepare for an implant in 2015. The procedure was physically demanding (lots of digging and heavy pressure), but relatively painless. I was told to expect post-surgery pain and I was prescribed Motrin for the day and Vicodin to help me sleep; however, 24 hours later I have almost no pain at all. Dr. Nguyen is obviously a very skilled dentist and I couldn't be happier with Smile Solutions of West Chester.
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Public - 2 months ago
reviewed 2 months ago
I am absolutely delighted by the service I received from Merry Maids. It started with a telephone consultation, during which my specific needs were discussed with courtesy and understanding. I was looking for a one-time cleaning of a VERY dirty condo apartment. Two women turned up exactly on time for the appointment, carrying everything they needed to do the various tasks. They worked extremely hard under difficult circumstances. Some of the grime I asked them to get rid of had been accumulating for years, so they needed to put in a tremendous effort to get things looking like new. I was very impressed with their work. Two bathrooms and a kitchen were transformed. I've worked with other cleaning services before, but this was the first time I've been really satisfied with the results. I thoroughly recommend Merry Maids of West Chester for their hard work, professionalism and attention to detail.
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Public - 5 months ago
reviewed 5 months ago
I keep coming back to this place for the great food. Because the building is enormous, it is easily capable of handling hundreds of diners at once. As a consequence of that, it is cost effective for Shady Maple to have a surprisingly wide selection of food for buffet-style eating. It is easy to get to and there is plenty of parking. It is a popular place, so expect to wait a few minutes to pay, and then another few minutes to be seated. I can't give it 5 stars because the atmosphere isn't that great. With so many people in close proximity, there's a lot of noise and you need to have your wits about you when you are wandering around filling your plate in case you bump into another diner. Also, it isn't particularly cheap. The price varies from day to day (from as little as $18 for dinner to as much as $24, per person) and most annoyingly, it is not open on Sunday.
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Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
Fried fish, fried shrimp, hush puppies, crab cakes and absolutely delicious french fries. I had cod, shrimp and fries and they were very good indeed.
Food: ExcellentDecor: Very GoodService: Excellent
Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
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The cakes at Kyj's Bakery are almost too good to be true. They make a truly spectacular strawberry shortcake with layers of fresh cream, strawberries and a sponge-like cake that melts in the mouth. And if you are looking for a birthday cake (decorated or not), there is simply no better place in the Delaware Valley.
Public - 5 months ago
reviewed 5 months ago
I took my car to Ron Wise Auto Body following a recommendation from my insurance company. I was not disappointed. All damage was repaired in a timely fashion and the car was returned to me fully detailed. Some additional work was needed to get things "just right", and Ron took care of it quickly and without complaint. This is a family run business with a nice personal touch. I received regular updates over the phone, and Ron took care of all the negotiations with the insurance company and adjuster so that I didn't have to do anything. I hope I won't need to have accident damage repaired ever again, but if it becomes necessary I will certainly consider going back to Ron Wise Auto Body. I have no hesitation in giving the firm a strong recommendation.
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Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
I've bought two Fords from here, and I always get my Edge serviced here by the great service team. I moved 30 miles away last year, but I still bring my car back here because they do such a great job at a competitive price.
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