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Simon Jessey
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Today's Darwin Award winner. And another reason to be an atheist: prayer can burn your face.
On Wednesday, an appellate court ruled that a man who burned his face while praying over a plate of fajitas could not sue the New Jersey Applebee's where the face-burning reportedly took place.
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smh...some people just...omg...LOL!
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02/26/2015 -- NEVER FORGET

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+Stephen L​ I'll expand the year, just for you.
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I'm terribly, terribly sad to hear about the death of Leonard Nimoy. A crushing loss.
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The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) has voted in favor of network neutrality. All three Democrats voted yes, both Republicans voted no. Clearly, Republicans hate freedom.
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Oh, for fuck's sake. How do these people get elected?
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With baking soda.
And i am not kidding.
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Best thing on the internet today!
New Age Bullshit Generator. Namaste. Do you want to sell a New Age product and/or service? Tired of coming up with meaningless copy for your starry-eyed customers? Want to join the ranks of bestselling self-help authors? We can help. Just click and the truth will manifest ...
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Needs moar narcissism tho.
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Denny Hamlin totally turned +Danica Patrick​ in the second of yesterday's Budweiser Duels. In this clip, Danica confronts Denny after the race.
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It's a cold morning, but the rising sun suggests there may be hope for warmth.
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+Lynn H Here in Chester County, PA, we are expecting about an inch of snow and ice this afternoon, then an inch of rain tomorrow, then 3-5 inches of snow on Thursday.
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Nice words from President Obama about the passing of Leonard Nimoy.
 
"Long before being nerdy was cool, there was Leonard Nimoy. Leonard was a lifelong lover of the arts and humanities, a supporter of the sciences, generous with his talent and his time. And of course, Leonard was Spock. Cool, logical, big-eared and level-headed, the center of Star Trek’s optimistic, inclusive vision of humanity’s future. I loved Spock. In 2007, I had the chance to meet Leonard in person. It was only logical to greet him with the Vulcan salute, the universal sign for 'Live long and prosper.' And after 83 years on this planet—and on his visits to many others – it’s clear Leonard Nimoy did just that. Michelle and I join his family, friends, and countless fans who miss him so dearly today." —President Obama
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Catholicism, ladies and gentlemen.
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The roman catholic church seems determined to gallop into irrelevance and obscurity, just as fast as it can.   Its bundle of primitive superstitions just doesn't enthrall and frighten people any more.  They are fast going the way of Victorian music halls.   Entertainment that no longer meets the need of the times.
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Nice poster. Looking forward to this film immensely.
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Talking about terrorism yesterday, President Obama said the following:
"No religion is responsible for terrorism. People are responsible for terrorism."

You know what this sounds like? Religion doesn't terrorize people, people terrorize people. It sounds exactly like the gun advocates' mantra of "guns don't kill people, people kill people."

I disagree with President Obama on this issue. These terrorists are religious extremists. Religion is used by these monsters to rally people to their cause. Without religion, it would be much harder for these terrorist groups to recruit new acolytes and hold themselves together.

Religion is the problem.
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+Tim Jessey Excellent point, brother.
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An Englishman living in the United States
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Apart from being an Englishman living in the USA, I'm a socially-progressive atheist who loves science fiction and cheeseburgers.
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  • Lehigh Valley College
    Web Administration, 2002 - 2004
  • Therfield School
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Smile Solutions is a first class dental establishment. There's nothing pleasant about going to see the dentist, but it really helps when you are greeted by friendly staff in a comfortable, modern facility. This clinic is easy to get to and it has ample parking. I had some work done earlier today. Despite having a deep cavity in an upper rear molar that needed a filling, I experienced no pain at all during the surprisingly brief procedure. The chair was comfortable, everything was spotlessly clean and efficiently laid out, and there was music being piped around the clinic to help me relax. - - - UPDATE - - - Yesterday, I had an extraction of a molar and a bone graft to prepare for an implant in 2015. The procedure was physically demanding (lots of digging and heavy pressure), but relatively painless. I was told to expect post-surgery pain and I was prescribed Motrin for the day and Vicodin to help me sleep; however, 24 hours later I have almost no pain at all. Dr. Nguyen is obviously a very skilled dentist and I couldn't be happier with Smile Solutions of West Chester.
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Public - 2 months ago
reviewed 2 months ago
I am absolutely delighted by the service I received from Merry Maids. It started with a telephone consultation, during which my specific needs were discussed with courtesy and understanding. I was looking for a one-time cleaning of a VERY dirty condo apartment. Two women turned up exactly on time for the appointment, carrying everything they needed to do the various tasks. They worked extremely hard under difficult circumstances. Some of the grime I asked them to get rid of had been accumulating for years, so they needed to put in a tremendous effort to get things looking like new. I was very impressed with their work. Two bathrooms and a kitchen were transformed. I've worked with other cleaning services before, but this was the first time I've been really satisfied with the results. I thoroughly recommend Merry Maids of West Chester for their hard work, professionalism and attention to detail.
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Public - 4 months ago
reviewed 4 months ago
I keep coming back to this place for the great food. Because the building is enormous, it is easily capable of handling hundreds of diners at once. As a consequence of that, it is cost effective for Shady Maple to have a surprisingly wide selection of food for buffet-style eating. It is easy to get to and there is plenty of parking. It is a popular place, so expect to wait a few minutes to pay, and then another few minutes to be seated. I can't give it 5 stars because the atmosphere isn't that great. With so many people in close proximity, there's a lot of noise and you need to have your wits about you when you are wandering around filling your plate in case you bump into another diner. Also, it isn't particularly cheap. The price varies from day to day (from as little as $18 for dinner to as much as $24, per person) and most annoyingly, it is not open on Sunday.
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Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
Fried fish, fried shrimp, hush puppies, crab cakes and absolutely delicious french fries. I had cod, shrimp and fries and they were very good indeed.
Food: ExcellentDecor: Very GoodService: Excellent
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The cakes at Kyj's Bakery are almost too good to be true. They make a truly spectacular strawberry shortcake with layers of fresh cream, strawberries and a sponge-like cake that melts in the mouth. And if you are looking for a birthday cake (decorated or not), there is simply no better place in the Delaware Valley.
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I took my car to Ron Wise Auto Body following a recommendation from my insurance company. I was not disappointed. All damage was repaired in a timely fashion and the car was returned to me fully detailed. Some additional work was needed to get things "just right", and Ron took care of it quickly and without complaint. This is a family run business with a nice personal touch. I received regular updates over the phone, and Ron took care of all the negotiations with the insurance company and adjuster so that I didn't have to do anything. I hope I won't need to have accident damage repaired ever again, but if it becomes necessary I will certainly consider going back to Ron Wise Auto Body. I have no hesitation in giving the firm a strong recommendation.
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Public - a year ago
reviewed a year ago
I've bought two Fords from here, and I always get my Edge serviced here by the great service team. I moved 30 miles away last year, but I still bring my car back here because they do such a great job at a competitive price.
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