The Myth of SHEATH Underwear
January 08, 2016
Many people do not even know SHEATH Underwear exists so please SHARE this if you feel inclined to do so. Many of our customers tell us that they have been searching for underwear like this and that they finally found it and that we now have customers for life. We cannot tell you how much we appreciate this. The good news about that is we aren't going anywhere and our underwear are only getting better. We have the best conceptual design, but we also know that it can be improved upon with higher quality fabric and more modern waists lines, longer leg options, and other styles completely; such as boxers and plain old briefs. We are going to bring the entire gamut from Knickerbockers to swim trunks in the future and we hope that you will stay with us on our journey.
As you may or not know, the concept of SHEATH was derived while in the warzone of Central Iraq in 2008. No, the mid-summer of 2008 in a War Zone in Central Iraq and the climate was horrendous and it was from these extreme circumstances that the concept was conceived. If you have ever held someone's hand for too long that it starts sweating and becoming uncomfortable, that is what it is like with improperly designed underwear. Too much skin on skin contact. When it seems the purpose of the underwear is merely to smash your junk into your groin area, that is not going to be a keeper as in the case of traditional tighty whiteys. With Boxers, the look the coolest, but offer the least amount of support; [we have so solution for this in the vault]. We will be releasing it when the time comes. No there are boxer briefs with some extra room in the front and many underwear company's claim this to be a pouch such as Jockey or 2xist and there is some validity to this claim but these pouches are for guys (no offence, with smaller balls). SHEATH Underwear is for guys who need a little more room and support for dangling parts.
Our main focus up to this point has been to spread the word that our company exists with our fine men's underwear options. It has been 1.5 years since the release of our SHEATH 2.0 version and while spreading the word slow and steady, we have been harnessing our operating efficiency as a multi-national, global business through teamwork and the technology of the internet. With the new still developing system of global communications in place, we are able to coordinate the production and storage and shipping from the comfort and ease of a nice 5 bedroom house with a two car Garage in San Antonio, Texas. With the help of the 5 industrious men living there, and one woman, led by the creator himself, back from Iraq to start this new venture, everyone is on board the the entire operation runs like a well oiled engine or a fully alive organism (almost).
SHEATH LLC has taken on a life of it's own as the word has spread over the interwebs. We are so happy and grateful for this opportunity to bring a product to the market that has been somewhat controversial and even laughed at, but like many believers tell us, after the initial shock of the concept sinks in, the reality of the comfort that will be affordably provided is without doubt. We know that there are different sizes and shapes for men and this is not a problem. First of all the pouch is always optional. Secondly, there are different stages in a man's life where having a supportive boxer brief that helps control the man's anatomical features with an ergonomically designed functional underwear is not necessary, but as we get a bit older and our quote unquote "balls drop" the comfort of a nice inverted kangaroo pouch for your joey is somewhat appealing.
The older you get the more apparent this becomes but this doesn't mean SHEATH is just for old dudes (even though this is our largest customer). It means SHEATH Underwear is for mature developed healthy males with balls that hang. If you balls are still sucked up right near your taint, then you might not get the same beneficial effect from SHEATH as a more evolved male. You see as we evolved, it became necessary for the testicles to hang away from the body heat so as to protect the sperms and increase the likelihood of remaining fertile to reproduce and secure the future of the human race. That is right. We are claiming that SHEATH helps provide security for the future of the human race by protecting the existence of our future unborn children residing in the sacks of men. The developer of this underwear was 31 years old when the idea occurred to him and the pouch idea became very clear as he recollected all the times he had to rearrange his trousers or underwear to unstick the balls from the leg or just rearrange an uncomfortable situation in the groin area. This is not uncommon nor just for mature men. We see young boys that rearrange themselves. We did it ourselves when we were young and still do, unless you wear SHEATH, which all but completely eliminates the need to readjust as well as providing unparalleled comfort to so many who have tried them.
There have been many comedians who have done entire routines on the discomfort provided by traditional underwear and it is funny because it is true, but none of the comedians came up with a solution for this humorous issue, until now. SHEATH underwear was created by a Soldier, who became a comedian for a few months until he was ridiculed off stage for not being funny. lol, and refocused his attention on this mission to bring the availability of a product that will be very useful for many many men. We understand, some body types will not agree with the SHEATH design and for these people we can recommend a few brands. Obviously, David Archy, or maybe Mypackage or Comfyballs. Those are the best options aside from SHEATH underwear in our opinion. Trust us, we have done research. We have tried Tommy John (garbage false advertising); Andrew Christian has great material, and some good options, but their pouch option is waaaayy too tight on the package. The package needs to have room to adjust and fluctuate in size at it tends to do, but not soo much room that there is no support at all. SHEATH underwear accommodates for this fluctuation and we already have in place some designs to still improve the overall function and comfort of our design. This is just the beginning and we are looking forward to a great future in the Underwear business. We know our design is superior and our price beats our competitors and as the awareness of our product increases and the overall quality improves to the highest potential, SHEATH underwear will be the future of Men's Underwear. Please feel free to share this post to people who may not know of our brand and the functionality of our product. thank you for your time and interest in SHEATH and have an outstanding 2016. We greatly appreciate your support and look forward to our underwear supporting you.