"Boot it up, there's only, like, a 70% chance it'll explode I'm sure we'll be fine."
I learnt to drive heavy machinery at 6, learnt to code at 11, learnt to teach at 16, learnt to live at 18, now all I have left is figuring out these jet controls and I'm all set for world domination.
I'm also a somewhat decent (or so I've heard) guitarist and musician. Depending on your definition I'm a professional, insofar as busking is counted as professionalism. Either way nothing compares to the feeling of contributing to the beat of a city and getting paid for your skill.
Currently a 2nd year Computer Science student at Coventry University, which has to be the most delightfully insane and unconventional academic institution I have ever experienced. Being one of the few places I found which taught C++ as opposed to Java as a primary language, it's all the education of a good university, (top modern University 2013) with the fun of a mental institution for students.
And if men in suits and sunglasses come asking for me, I was never here.
German speaker, NAGTY & YG&T back during school (AKA top 5% of students,) extensive farming experience, halfway finished on the death ray.