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Sharon Ruggieri
Works at The Madhouse
Attended Glendale Community College
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April 29
Son #3: Mom…what’s a chicken pot pie taste like?
Me: I don’t know how to explain it…
Son #3: Try…
Me: Um…like chicken?
Son #3: I don’t feel like chicken…What’s a turkey pot pie taste like?

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Husband: Why are you painting your toenails at 10pm?
Me: Cuz I have a doctors appointment at 10am.
H: You’re about to wear a paper towel and lay on a table for a person wearing scrubs and carrying metal objects in their pockets and you’re worried about your toenails?
Me: Yes…and every woman on the planet does it, so stop judging me
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Within five minutes I could hear the younger two yelling out, “FOR NARNIA!” as my three teenage boys called out, “3…2…1! BLAST OFF!”
And then someone said, “Oops…”
Which was my first clue that something was amiss.
So I sat on the floor and said a quick prayer, “Please God, whatever they just did, please don’t let me kill them, just hurt them real bad,” and then I counted to 100.
Six times…
Then I took 10 cleansing breaths, closed my eyes and walked to the kitchen.
Before I opened my eyes, Mary whispered, “Oh crap, here comes mom,” and then I heard one of the boys sigh.
I opened my eyes. “OH…MY…GAWD!”
Brad cleared his throat, “Well, you see…it’s like this. Shawn wanted to try out the new chemical free mop from Zabada,”
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First I walk around the house covering the mirrors, windows and shiny appliances and then I burn my clothes.
Normal, right?
And this is what I was busy doing one day last week when my oldest son walked in on me.
“Uh…what’s going on, mom?”
“I’m destroying evidence.”
“Of what???”
“A conspiracy by all of the reflective objects in the house. They hate me and I have the proof, so I’m getting rid of the evidence.”
“Why do you think inanimate objects are conspiring against you?”
“Because they, and most of my clothes from 1987, cry out, “Run Luke, Run”  every time I walk by.”
“I can tell how out of date your clothes are if they’re crying out, “Run Luke, Run” rather than “Run Forest, Run.”
“And I’m sorry you’re my first born.”
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When #mythology  becomes reality IMPACT ZONE A sexy novel about a merman who risks his entire world for the love of a surfer girl...Read the excerpt here #FridayReads  http://goo.gl/ewNus4 
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A few days ago I came across the “101 ways to save money” article from The Money Advice Service. Great read and a lot of wonderful tips worth putting into action. So in the saving spirit I have decided to put together my top 3 food related money savings…
A few days ago I came across the "101 ways to save money" article from The Money Advice Service. Great read and a lot of wonderful tips worth putting into action. So in the saving spirit I have dec...
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Getting far in life only means happiness if you're on the right path. Are YOU on the right path? Read more #ontheblog
#motivation   #motivationformoms   #purpose   #passion   #path  
Do you ever wonder what life path is the right one for your journey? Are you on the right path? How do you know you're aligned with your God-given purpose?
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REALIZE YOU ARE YOUR OWN WORST ENEMY
Don’t take your frustrations out on the person you share a toilet with. That can be bad.
Chances are this is the same person who’s heard you pass gas in your sleep, held your head when you hurled, watched you give birth or gave you aspirin when your kids kicked your family jewels.
When you’ve had a bad day, when everything makes you mad and you end up throwing your honey’s clothes in the washing machine with your daughters lipstick, stop and do like I do…
Blame the devil.
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EatBy App launches on World Environment Day. Save $1000 a year and HELP the Environment http://www.mikishope.com/2015/06/eatby-app-launches-on-world-environment.html
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Explore the Upper Valley of NH and VT. The Upper Valley is a must visit place when traveling to New England! Read about all the towns, history and things to do at http://uppervalleynhvt.com
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On a daily basis, I open my pantry door and grab for an apron. See them hanging there in the corner? I was chatting with a friend last week, and she mentioned to me that her mother-in-law buys her ...
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Think about this statement from my friend +Joanne Victoria

80% of people's problems are about how they feel about themselves. 

Do you have a clear vision about what you truly want? If not check out her post: http://bit.ly/1aah3CY
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Unclog toilets, wipes butts and try to match socks
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  • The Madhouse
    Mad Mama, 1995 - present
  • Bank of America
    Identity theft analyst, 1995 - 2005
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A SAHM to 5 boys and 1 girl. I fired the lawyer and put the therapist on retainer.
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SAHM to 6. Wife to 1. Pooper scooper to many.
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I had natural child birth twice
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  • Glendale Community College
    Psychology
  • Academy of Business
    Accounting
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