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Sharon Ruggieri
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Husband: Why are you painting your toenails at 10pm?
Me: Cuz I have a doctors appointment at 10am.
H: You're about to wear a paper towel and lay on a table for a person wearing scrubs and carrying metal objects in their pockets and you're worried about your toenails?
Me: Yes...and every woman on the planet does it, so stop judging me  ;)
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I remember the first time I witnessed  a woman going through a hot flash…
I sat on the couch at my boyfriends house and silently prayed the Exorcist prayer while I watched his mother throw a loaf of bread at him because he forgot to flush the toilet.
In my family we just pretend we don’t see it and ask the neighbors if we can use theirs.
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Oh goodness - I remember those days well. I would turn the a/c on in the dead of winter! lol
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I groaned, rolled out of bed and stepped on the cat.
“Sorry, Satan,” I said and bent over to pet him when he lifted his tail, gave me a look like, “I hate you,” and arrogantly strolled out of my room.
Good thing I don’t count on him for my self esteem.
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Life goes on
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Learn how BubbleBum USA Booster Seat allows us to take more adventures w/ kids + GIVEAWAY! ‪#‎ad‬ http://itsalovelylife.com/?p=27167
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Welcome to the. Spring into Pictures Sweepstakes. Organized by Budget Earth. With Spring finally here and Summer vacation around the corner, we all want to capture precious memories of gatherings with friends and family. Armed with our cameras, we can forever savor moments like our child's first ...
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Commandment #9
When thou is caught crying over a broken heart from your youth, lie…
“I’m just remembering the time when I didn’t have a date for the Sweetheart dance my sophomore in high school. It was terrible…”
Brad grabbed the remote, turned on the television and Netflixed my third favorite show. “Look mom! It’s Supernatural…you love Sam and Dean Winchester dontcha? They always cheer you up.”
“Thanks guys. I could use a little Winchester loving. Why don’t you both go down the block and find your brothers and sister for me?”
Once the boys left I sat back to enjoy a little Sam and Dean humor when I realized my son had put season two on and I was watching as Jo put REO Speedwagon on the jukebox to express her crush on Dean.
Great…now I’m walking down the memory lane of the 80’s, I’m a teenager and I’m singing, “I can’t fight this feeling” to the cat, pretending it’s the guy who just broke my heart.
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LOL! This is great!
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“I have often been adrift, but I have always stayed afloat.” David Berry There is only room in the lifeboat of your life for one, and you always choose yourself, and turn your parents into whatever it takes to keep you afloat. Anna Quindlen   “Never set a…
"I have often been adrift, but I have always stayed afloat." David Berry There is only room in the lifeboat of your life for one, and you always choose yourself, and turn your parents into whatever...
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“The only time you guys smile around me is when you each have a five dollar bill, or some sort of food I’ve bribed you with, in your hands.”
The kids looked at each other and chuckled.
“This isn’t funny guys. We don’t look like a loving family at all and I’m starting to doubt that I actually gave birth to any of you.”
“So, what do you want from us?”
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I admit it…I lost it. I think I even fainted for a minute because the next thing I knew I was flat on my back, Mary was asking the 14 year old, “Is it 991 or 191,” Shawn was getting ready to blow into my nose and Tom was about to hit my chest with his shoe.
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The sad thing is that I can relate....
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For The Love Of God…Who Was In Charge Of Color Coordinating in the 70’s, anyway?
Our family back then, all five of us, would take turns sitting on our torn bar stools,  listen to my moms Barry Manilow albums and lick the savings stamps until our tongues swelled out of our heads.
Good times…
And then one day mom came home from the store all excited.
“Guess what, guess what?”
My dad looked over at her. “Barry Manilow has a new album?”
“We’re adopted?” My brother asked.
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Wish could be transported back to the 70's
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In this video I am going to show you a foam roller stretch for improving flexibility of the spine, ribcage and shoulders. The exercise targets multiple joints and muscle groups. Great for neck and shoulder problems.

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Unclog toilets, wipes butts and try to match socks
Employment
  • The Madhouse
    Mad Mama, 1995 - present
  • Bank of America
    Identity theft analyst, 1995 - 2005
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A SAHM to 5 boys and 1 girl. I fired the lawyer and put the therapist on retainer.
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SAHM to 6. Wife to 1. Pooper scooper to many.
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I had natural child birth twice
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  • Glendale Community College
    Psychology
  • Academy of Business
    Accounting
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