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Shantanu Sathe
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whoa. and I thought phailin was all of it.

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Holy SHITTZ.
1) Throw on wingsuit.
2) Jump off cliff.
3) Fly 100+ mph.
4) Fit body through rock hole.

Piece of cake.

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The only thing better than the new google+ layout is the way this match ends. epicness

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This is epic.Watch and be awed.
How Linux is built!

Interesting video about Linux and how it is built. Explained in a very easy way so you can understand that stuff also as a non-techie ;-)

Love the new Google+

Things to do in an elevator :D

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and
go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the
wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they
know what floor you're on.

5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend.
After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day
been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up,
then scream, "That's mine!"


7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk in to the lift and whenever someone gets on, ask
if they have an appointment.

9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if
they hear something ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
procedures and exit with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't
panic, they open up again."

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "Group hug!" then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering
"Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, and while peering inside,
ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,
without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror,
"You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Grinning, stare at another passenger for a while, and then
announce, "I have new socks on."

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