It's like... fuck no, I'm not going to just tell you how to do something it's probably taken me a lifetime to learn myself. I'm certainly not going to tell you how to do it exactly the way I do it. I'll either charge you for the privilege of learning it from me or I'll tell you to fuck off because I don't want you copying me. Probably the latter.
No one likes the person that expects to be allowed to copy off of another person's paper in school. If it's important enough to you, do the work yourself.
Then yesterday I set it up just because I felt like organizing something. Now that I'm looking at it all with my own two eyes, it's really, really clear how many different dates and deadlines I do hold in my head at a given time, especially when I schedule deadlines and whatnot well into the future. I'm now not sure how I was managing to keep track of all that without any real organizational system, because this thing is good and full.
You know why? Because a pawn can actually make it to where the king sits and become one of the other pieces. It's difficult. It doesn't happen to every pawn or even most pawns, but it is possible. A cat will always be a cat and never, ever a lion no matter how hard he wishes or how fervently he believes in himself.
Also, it is worth noting that even in its current form, that pawn can potentially destroy a king. It's not as powerless as it might think it is.
- Monterey Peninsula CollegeFine Arts, 1994 - 1997
- Monterey High School1990 - 1994
- Colton Middle School1987 - 1990
- Cat Olson WritingCopywriter and Digital Mixed Media Artist, present
- More HorrorSenior Editor and Contributing Writer/Critic, present
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