F-Me Silly masturbation torso toy for men from Pipedreams Products turns into a Zombie "creature that was created from the souls of the dead living in the fiery depths of hell!"
Real Review from Customer:
"I ordered this as a present for my boyfriend, however upon arrival I found out that it was made of real human flesh. This was slightly disturbing, but I gave it to my boyfriend anyway. He used it for a while then asked if I could return it, I asked him why. He shows me that the "toy" had started the bleed from the genitalia. Upon closer inspection, we discovered that the doll's flesh had also started the rot in places, and the smell of burning human flesh was rather potent. We threw the doll in the outside trash ASAP.
The next day we awoke to a foul smell from downstairs. We searched the house to find the source of the odor. The smell was coming from the wardrobe, somehow the doll had managed to limp legless back inside the house; but this time it's flesh was a darkish red colour. With blood pouring from the vagina and eerie whispering sounds coming from the body, it was clear that this was no normal sex toy. I am certain that whatever I bought was far from just a toy. It was living, not...like you and I, but living in a way that I can not understand. I was sure that this...creature was created from the souls of the dead living in the fiery depths of hell, with skin taken from the recently deceased and a mighty rage that will stop at nothing to destroy everyone that sticks their sausage meat inside of it.
I am writing this review from my mothers house. The creature had destroyed our house, my husband and my life. I have not seen my daring Steve since the incident, he was a beautiful lover. We were engaged, due to be married next week. But now I guess this...this...demon, had torn us apart."http://www.sextoy.com/product/52273/PDRD175/fuck-me-silly-2