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I would drape myself in velvet if it was socially acceptable.

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George: Well I'm not sure how you pronounce it or anything, but I, uh, believe it's Menage a Trois.
Bonnie: Scott, remember what we talked about the other day. George is into it.
Scott: Oh really.
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I believe I referred to her personality as a potential science exhibit.

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Two hundred seats on a plane, I gotta wind up next to Yukon Jack and his dog Cujo.
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I can't get a massage from a man.

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Yes ROFL +Gerard MacNeil 
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No, no, Bania, no. This is the dinner. The soup counts.

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I had a hot dog earlier. I'm not that hungry.
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If my mom and pop ran a store, I wouldn’t shop there.

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My father was a stern man. He forbade us to participate in any activities that he thought were associated with the common man. The Thanksgiving Day Parade was first on the list.
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I think she finds my stupidity charming.

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Perhaps you'd like to keep the tape?
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Yes I'll regift the regifter! :)))) +Gerard MacNeil 
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“I love the chopsticks. I personally prefer a fork, but they look very nice.”

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The krakatowans, east of Java.
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So you’re having sex and then all of a sudden you blurt out “I’m giving you a raise”?

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he gave her the sweater 😅
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What is the big deal? We go in there, we’re in there for a while, we come back out here.

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We go in there. We're in there for awhile. We come right back out here. It's not complicated.
It's almost stupid if we didn't.
It's moronic.
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I'm gonna slip him a Mickey!

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It's a nervous tic. I'm on L-Dopa.
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Seinfeld is an American television sitcom that originally aired on NBC from July 5, 1989, to May 14, 1998, lasting nine seasons, and is now in syndication. It was created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, the latter starring as a fictionalized version of himself. Set predominantly in an apartment block on Manhattan's Upper West Side (but shot mainly in Los Angeles), the show features a host of Jerry's friends and acquaintances, including George Costanza, Elaine Benes and Cosmo Kramer.