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Sebastian Porst
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I work on Google's Android team but I don't publicly talk about anything related to work.
I work on Google's Android team but I don't publicly talk about anything related to work.

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lol@government going with the lowest bidder/their golf buddies
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Definitely one of the weirder things I am seeing here in India. At least 10% of plates have the EU flag.
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"TRUE FACT OF THE DAY: When falcon breeders want to breed falcons, they wear special falcon sex hats. The hat encourages the falcon to shag the breeder's head and collects the falcon sperm, which can then be artificially inseminated. "

Comes with an Amazon link for purchasing one, so clicking through to the whole Twitter thread is required here.
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I was honestly surprised that these went for just $250 a piece. I feel like parents who buy these should be fleeced more. #sflife
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For inexplicable reasons I was upgraded to first class on my 16 hours flight to India. My smug sense of superiority kicked in immediately as I walked past the poors in business class. And economy, is that even a real thing or just faint memories of what I once saw in Snowpiercer?
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America's joyous future.
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"Russell sheepishly admits she's saving $30 a month using various borrowed accounts from people she's no longer dating. And it leads to some awkward moments.

"Last time I couldn't log in to it, I texted her and I was like, 'Hey, what's the Hulu password?' " Russell says. Her ex-girlfriend responded, "We're not dating anymore.""
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