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""Commercial entities may not post about the Trials or Games on their corporate social media accounts," reads the letter written by USOC chief marketing officer Lisa Baird. "This restriction includes the use of USOC's trademarks in hashtags such as #Rio2016 or #TeamUSA.""

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Loooooool at the terrible Internet of Things. Let's see if any pets die while owners are on vacation because they can't bring their systems back up remotely.
spend $150 on a fancy pet feeder that doesn't feed your cat when their servers are offline what a great design. Embedded image. 12:58 AM - 27 Jul 2016. 1628 Retweets1317 Likes. Reply to @alanzeino. Replies. Dan Tentler. Jul 27. Dan Tentler @Viss. @alanzeino @internetofshit starve your cat to ...
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I love how they will provide information as soon as they receive it from their partners.
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So I am not the only one ...
Olympic medalist Ryan Lochte is now on Tinder and looking for dates and we're just saying, we're here for you, Ryan.
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us-east-1 yellow at morning, ops take warning
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Olympic Village Tinder update: spotted first athlete, a Dutch handball player.
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Last night I gave ur mom a Dutch handball.
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Got some transparent locks off Amazon today for lockpicking practice.
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I just got one of them - it was a very good activity with my kids.
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My favorite moonshot is our stock price.
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Dope. #sflife
Puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, pass.
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That explains the fog.
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A little throwback to the height of the Clinton-era culture wars for your Wednesday morning: In 1995, Wal-Mart pulled t-shirts featuring a Dennis the Menace character declaring “Someday a woman will be PRESIDENT!” from one of its stores because somebody thought it was “offensive.”
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Olympic Village Tinder update: found first underage athlete lying about her age to be able to use Tinder.
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+Adam Bender​ probably true for the young and fit. In my age/physique group we just beg all our matches to settle down with us and have kids.
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+1 to getting your jam on
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Agree, this clearly calls for air guitar!
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> Download GPS faker app
> Set to -22.985899, -43.414715
> Restrict Tinder radius to 1 mile
> See how many Olympians match with you in Rio's Olympic Village
> Report back

TIA.
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+Isaac Levy that’s what my mom always said about me
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