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My co-worker Ben created an IntelliJ IDEA plugin to debug Android apps at the smali level. It's pretty neat, check it out.
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the programs I wrote for palmos were the funnest to write ever because it was such a weird, tiny little environment to wedge your programs into.  It was like the 5k challenge except it was all the time.
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Some impressions from today's Hackbright graduation class #9 demo night.
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Sweet office, Mr Vinyard. Nice patio.
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This is kinda like the best "Engrish" screwups perhaps? :) Or bad domain names. Or something. But maths! #win </sub>
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Targeted advertising continues to be a great source of amusement on Facebook.
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That's a cheap shot if I've ever seen one. #shameonyou
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+lola butt that ain't no ass bite
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This is why I live in a trailer near Ocean Beach. You can use the restroom for free in the Cliff House. #sflife
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I dont think I'd live in a van on mission.
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Nine more days to buy anacondas! Quick, everybody.
Despite fierce opposition from the reptile industry, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service on Friday announced a ban on the import and interstate trade of the some of the largest snakes in the world.
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That's it. I'm stockpiling anacondas for the impending apocalypse. +Doug Hardy​ I might need to buy that King Cobra as well.
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Found a more expensive data plan than Verizon. On the other hand, it works everywhere in the world as long as you can see the satellites. Gonna use that for streaming Netflix in the Congo.
BGAN Internet service plans with Ground Control work with All BGAN Terminals. Service is global, easy to understand, very competitive, and we use the latest network hardware for superior performance. Inmarsat BGAN Logo. BGAN Service - SIM Cards - Global Use - All Terminals ...
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make it $4.20 a megabyte and you've got yourself a deal
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From yesterday's game Montenegro vs Russia. Skip to 3:05 to see a fan light up a flare, toss it on the field, and hit the goalie in the head.
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HEADSHOT!
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Don't bother applying if you work in tech though. This casting call is strictly for idle gossipers who are dating tech bros.
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kinda wanna see that if only to know what a trainwreck it is, doug
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To all homeless startup CEOs reading this from the San Francisco Public Library, I'll start holding monthly personal Shark Tank meetings at my apartment on the first Saturday of each month from now on. Apply and get some of the dozens of dollars I have budgeted for early bird investing!

"The SEC on Wednesday approved game-changing final rules in the implementation of Title IV of the JOBS Act, known as “Regulation A+,” which will allow small businesses and startups to raise up to $50 million from "the crowd."

As I reported more than a year ago, this little-known provision of the JOBS Act will allow a startup company or emerging business to hold a “mini IPO” from the general public, not just accredited investors, and should be a complete game-changer for the way businesses are funded."
Previously, companies were allowed to raise up to $5 million.
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I will gladly pay you teusday for an investment today
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