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Sean Chitwood
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Lives in Seattle, WA
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Beware the werechinchilla. It can kill 20 dwarves on it's own. The survivors are infected and can wipe out your fortress on the next full moon.

Damn, second one lost to a lycanthrope in 2 days. This fortress looked promising. #dwarffortress  
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Yeah, hiring a famously, sexist, violent, old white guy, another reason to cancel my Amazon Prime.

"Top Gear: Ex-hosts sign Amazon deal" http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-33715671#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa #work #feedly 
Former Top Gear hosts Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May sign up to present a new show on Amazon's streaming service.
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I've been offered a chance to view a webinar (I hate that word) about the difference between Oracle and Cassandra.

Oracle A fake precognitive who everyone believed.
Cassandra A real precognitive who no one believed.
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PLEASE: When designing your webpage remember: English is a L2R language, so maybe you should put your labels to the LEFT of your fields, it reduces the cognitive dissonance.
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+Mickey Schulz , here is "hot" guys with kittens.... mostly its about kittens.
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Grrrr....

So, I got my #ProjectFi invite and started the process. Well, it looks like one of the credit approvers had an outage today, that is the only way I can explain 2 credit scores over 775 (Excellent) and one at 300 (The lowest number possible). I tried to get my credit reports, one of them failed to let me have it, so I'm guessing TransUnion had an outage with their system today and either they or Google kicked back a 300 as my score.

So, Project Fi won't let me "finance" the phone, I can't call them because they don't have a phone number that I can find.

I know the decisions that lead to this bad design, and I might have agreed with them but I bet I would have pointed out "What if this third party API call fails? What do we do then?"

#tester  
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OK, good idea but the cost is not shared so it really isn't practical.

A projector or a video screen is a better solution from my point of view.
The company's mission is to build shared spaces in VR -- and it's now playtesting "V20," a virtual roleplaying environment.
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So, I just got contacted by a recruiter wondering if I wanted to move to Minneapolis.

I'm wondering where they read on my resume that I love the cold and want to live in the midwest.

I'm betting that the upswing of contact from outside the Seattle area is because of the New Yorker article. They want me to trade a potential disaster some time in my life time for a guaranteed disaster every year.

Thanks person who has never been to Seattle and lives on the East Coast! Please convince the rest of Seattle to move away, that way I can afford a house.  
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So, I have to wonder if Donald Trump is Andy Kaufman in disguise. It really is Kaufman's style of comedy.
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Do you know how many right-wing pundits I've wondered that about?

Enough that I secretly think Andy Kaufman isn't just alive, but has been successfully and repeatedly cloned.
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Interesting. I have been able to use multiple Google accounts in the same session but there are times (Password changes) when it takes some work to get them working again.

This is probably what I want to do in the future.
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Oh nice. I will certainly use this.
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It's about self centered bigotry not journalism 

So, "Professional Journalists" are giving the GamerGaters free air time, and ignoring the game journalists that they complain about. That is going to be a balanced panel.
Yesterday, Society of Professional Journalists Region 3 Director Michael Koretzky laid out the schedule for next month's GamerGate discussion at the AirPlay event in Florida. Discussion participants currently include three GamerGate advocates, two journalism experts and a game developer.
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I think this needs to get out there more because the reactionary christian's are pushing their story all over Fox. 
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Ok, now I want to live in the 22nd century.
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Geek, Developer and dreamer just about completely describe me.

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Proudly voted against Bush 4 times.
Education
  • Southwest Texas State
  • Bryan Adams Highschool (Dallas TX)
  • LBJ Highschool (Austin TX)
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Darkmane
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  • Sky Force 2014
  • Doctor Who:Legacy
Work
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Software Tester
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Test Planning, Performance Testing, Test Organization and Test Automation
Employment
  • Groupon
    Software Breaker II, 2013 - present
    Testing the Getaways portion of the website bringing stability and ease of use to your travel shopping experience.
  • Microsoft
    Software Breaker, 2009 - 2013
  • Longtop Intl
    Software Breaker, 2007 - 2009
  • Microsoft
    SDET, 2002 - 2007
  • Volt
    STE, 2001 - 2002
  • Shannon and Wilson
    Developer, 1999 - 2001
  • Volt
    STE, 1998 - 1999
  • Travelhost
    Developer, 1996 - 1998
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Seattle, WA
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Austin, TX - Dallas, TX
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A small distillery with hand-made stills that are quite beautiful to look at. On the tour you get a really good explanation of distillation, how the stills work and how they are craftsmen because of deliberate choices they made. It's well worth the time and the money. The vodka is very good but not all grappa may be to your taste. Luckily they produce multiple types beyond the "traditional".
Quality: Very GoodAppeal: Very GoodService: Excellent
Public - 3 years ago
reviewed 3 years ago
A place for yuppie coffee purists. I made the mistake of ordering an eggnog latte and was given the distinct impression that I had asked them to puree their cat. Not going back, since I love eggnog latte.
Food: GoodDecor: GoodService: Poor - Fair
Public - 3 years ago
reviewed 3 years ago
Enchiladas, Enchiladas Enchiladas. Michoacan has more than a choice of red and green sauce. I love the smokey red sauce .
Food: ExcellentDecor: GoodService: Very Good
Public - 3 years ago
reviewed 3 years ago
Conspicuous consumerism at it's worst.
Public - 4 years ago
reviewed 4 years ago
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A good place to hang out and talk with good coffee and wonderful art work on the walls.
Food: Very GoodDecor: Very GoodService: Good
Public - 3 years ago
reviewed 3 years ago
I liked Cyndy's, unfortunately they are now closed permanently after a long battle to stay open.
Public - 4 years ago
reviewed 4 years ago
Really good food, more centrally located than Beth's and open all night.
Public - 4 years ago
reviewed 4 years ago