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Sean Chitwood
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Attended Southwest Texas State
Lives in Seattle, WA
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There are Tesla conventions... not the inventor, that would make sense. The car, which I guess makes sense but still seems weird to me. Shut up while I get my bat'leth to smack you with.
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Let me guess, Trump won't be suing Macy's or NBC but will keep his suit against Univision.
Macy's is done with Donald Trump. The department store said Wednesday it has cut ties with the billionaire Republican presidential hopeful, who said last month that Mexican immigrants are "bri
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He's threatening to sue NBC as well, but it's only a threat so far. I have a feeling that soon so many companies will sever ties that he won't have enough money to sue them all.

And then he won't have enough money to run for President.

LET'S HOPE HE SUES EVERYBODY.
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Grrr. phone is dead, don't know what to replace it with, got a notice that I might get a Project FI invite in a month but I'm going to have to sign a new contract.

I'm guessing I should wait until Project FI has family plans anyway. Grrr.

Well, phone charger is dead, phone is in good shape.
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Posting because it's important. (via +Micki Krimmel)
After toxic shock syndrome nearly killed Lauren Wasser, the former model and athlete has devoted herself to rectifying what she sees as serious problems with the tampon industry.
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I think it's a flood of goats.
 
Goats gone wild! 

We utilize goats at the lab in order to keep our grasses short and reduce fire hazards. In this video the goats are being herded (wait for dog at end) to the tree laden hill just below our Blackberry Gate. 
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Thank you for all your wonderful movies.
 
RIP you glorious gentleman.

I'd say he had a good run. And right now I imagine Satan reading the news, realising he's going to get his ass kicked AND be dethroned by the biggest badass of them all. 
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Now we need an organization like this for boys.
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So, I wouldn't use it on it's own but to help me do basic troubleshooting it would be a good tool.

Also, don't just reboot the server unless you know you have enough logging. You'll lose the state and may never know what bug/condition caused the server to get stuck.
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You've heard the phrase "Happy wife, happy life", what is the corresponding phrase for husbands? " Happy husband, happy Lapland"?

Seems a little unfair, so much of the world working to make Laplanders happy.
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Using your pinkies to fly? Wow, those are some impressive creatures.
 
"I’m going to teach you how to do a pterosaur impression.

Stick your arms out to your sides with your palms facing forward. Now, while keeping the rest of your fingers curled in a loose fist, stick out your fourth finger. That’s really all there is to it. Flap and squawk a bit and the illusion will be complete.
Or maybe not..."

Full article: http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2015/06/12/sciencespeak-pteroid/
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Not pinky though, it's your ring finger. They only had 4 fingers, and it's the 4th (counting from the thumb) that is the main part of the wing. It's pretty crazy!
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Ok, now I want to live in the 22nd century.
Introduction
Geek, Developer and dreamer just about completely describe me.

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Proudly voted against Bush 4 times.
Education
  • Southwest Texas State
  • Bryan Adams Highschool (Dallas TX)
  • LBJ Highschool (Austin TX)
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Darkmane
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  • Sky Force 2014
Work
Occupation
Software Tester
Skills
Test Planning, Performance Testing, Test Organization and Test Automation
Employment
  • Groupon
    Software Breaker II, 2013 - present
    Testing the Getaways portion of the website bringing stability and ease of use to your travel shopping experience.
  • Microsoft
    Software Breaker, 2009 - 2013
  • Longtop Intl
    Software Breaker, 2007 - 2009
  • Microsoft
    SDET, 2002 - 2007
  • Volt
    STE, 2001 - 2002
  • Shannon and Wilson
    Developer, 1999 - 2001
  • Volt
    STE, 1998 - 1999
  • Travelhost
    Developer, 1996 - 1998
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Seattle, WA
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Austin, TX - Dallas, TX
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A small distillery with hand-made stills that are quite beautiful to look at. On the tour you get a really good explanation of distillation, how the stills work and how they are craftsmen because of deliberate choices they made. It's well worth the time and the money. The vodka is very good but not all grappa may be to your taste. Luckily they produce multiple types beyond the "traditional".
Quality: Very GoodAppeal: Very GoodService: Excellent
Public - 2 years ago
reviewed 2 years ago
A place for yuppie coffee purists. I made the mistake of ordering an eggnog latte and was given the distinct impression that I had asked them to puree their cat. Not going back, since I love eggnog latte.
Food: GoodDecor: GoodService: Poor - Fair
Public - 3 years ago
reviewed 3 years ago
Enchiladas, Enchiladas Enchiladas. Michoacan has more than a choice of red and green sauce. I love the smokey red sauce .
Food: ExcellentDecor: GoodService: Very Good
Public - 3 years ago
reviewed 3 years ago
Conspicuous consumerism at it's worst.
Public - 4 years ago
reviewed 4 years ago
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A good place to hang out and talk with good coffee and wonderful art work on the walls.
Food: Very GoodDecor: Very GoodService: Good
Public - 3 years ago
reviewed 3 years ago
I liked Cyndy's, unfortunately they are now closed permanently after a long battle to stay open.
Public - 3 years ago
reviewed 3 years ago
Really good food, more centrally located than Beth's and open all night.
Public - 4 years ago
reviewed 4 years ago