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T'was the night before Smissmas, when all through the base,

Not a class was stirring, 'cept Scout (always the case.)

The hats were all hung by the chimney with care,

All unaware of the Spy currently there.

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The Pyro was nestled all snug in their bed,

While thoughts of balloonicorns danced in their head.

And Heavy in his ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,

Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap.

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When out on the point there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I flew like a Scout,

Tore open the shutters and started to shout.

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The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow

Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But a lot of blood, and one dead engineer.

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I called for the Soldier, who came with a cry.

He said he knew it was the work of a spy!

And he ran to the barracks, eager to maim,

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

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"Now Medic! Now, Heavy! Now, Sniper and Pyro!

Up, Scout! Up, Spy! Get up now, ya goddamn Demo!

Now, there's a Spy in our base, men! I said a spy!

Now, get up all of you! Let's hear your battle cry!"

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As they left the BLU base, brimming with BLU pride,

They didn't notice when yet another had died.

When they found Sniper's body and heard a cry,

They realized that this was no ordinary Spy.

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And then, in a twinkling, I heard a strange sound,

Yet when I looked, there was still no one around.

But as I looked back out from the hideout I made,

Down went the poor Heavy at the end of a blade.

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He was dressed all in red, from his head to his foot,

I blinked but once, and then the Medic was kaput.

A bundle of disguises he had in hand,

He flicked a cigarette butt onto the blood-stained land.

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He soon vanished from sight as the others gave chase,

And he decided now was the time to change face.

He stepped from the shadows, now dressed all in blue,

Wearing headset and cap, wielding a bat too.

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Everybody was confused by the sudden new Scout,

That is, until the Demoman let out a shout.

"One of ye Scouts is real, and the other is not!

One o' ye is the RED Spy! And now ye will rot!"

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The new Scout laughed and pointed right to the other,

"Man, this clown's a joke! What a frickin' bother!"

The Pyro stepped forward and pointed his gun,

Both the Scouts flinched, but only one chose to run.

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They all chased the Scout who had panicked and fled,

Not even noticing that one more was dead.

The sprinting Scout slowed down, as if to linger,

And in his right hand, he held the Dead Ringer.

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He sprang fast from the shadows, killing them all quick,

The carnage here he created would make grown men sick.

As he left with the BLU intel, he said quite snide,

"Merry Smissmas all - I never was on your side!"


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Like any rational person let the facts show themselves as they show themselves and don't fuck it up . 

Axioming what's best, A preference B (prefrecence: > sign with a line under it), A preference C, yup: A preference C.
 - inclusive: continuity (transitive)/probability; expected utility, risk aversion curve convex* <~ I applied those theorems
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Just made a new Skype: scotty.vance.interestingnumber

I will be on usually later at night
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Hm. I don't use Skype much (got a VOiP US number, but that's at home). However, I'll add you :)

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Aaaaaaannnndddd, the Karma Boat has launched!


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I am just a ninth grader, but I am wondering how derivatives are done in the third dimension, if at all.  Any ideas/paths to go on?
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khan academy has lessons on partial derivatives (https://www.khanacademy.org/math/calculus/partial_derivatives_topic/partial_derivatives/v/partial-derivatives) . Basically if you have a function like f(x,y,z) then you take the derivative with respect to one variable (say x) and treat the other variables as constants.
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