Born in the Summer of '69. Birth name Cosmo Scotty Bee. Was the fifth uncredited member of the Beatles. Avid potato farmer. Invented the computer keyboard, sign language and the Internet Forum. Voted People Magazines 'Best dressed bachelor' in 1995. Once held his own against Mike Tyson in a game of chess. Bought a pallet of post-it notes from Ebay, knows not why. Has travelled back in time to tell his past self to invest in Google shares. Can sing high F (F5). Beat Michael Schumacher in a 2 hour enduro around Laguna Seca in GT5. Flew across the Atlantic unaided on the back of a Fire Dragon. Arch nemesis 'Error communicating with Print Spool Server'. Withdrawal symptoms after 15 hours without gaming. Prays to one God; the almighty mammary gland. Has travelled in excess of mach 3.4. Drives a Pagani Zonda F in orange/CF. Spent three weeks in the Russian space station but was 'retired' from service for trying to pee standing up. Rides a Bull across Red Dead Redemption landscape. Owns a 17 bedroom palatial mansion on the Amalfi Coast, but prefers the quaint lifestyle of a 2-bedroom unit in Australian suburbia.