Darth is just like the rest of us, as shown in this creative photo shoot!
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It has been quite a while since I last posted the Tumblr quotes I collect. Time for another round.
One time at H&M I thought a guy was a mannequin so I started feeling the material of his coat and I screamed when he moved and we were both really freaked out.
All I really want from my life is a legitimate reason to pin a bunch of photos and newspaper fragments on a huge cork board and connect them with long strings of yarn.
If you're ever feeling lonely just remember that the Mars Curiosity Rover is programmed to sing happy birthday to itself every year.
Now I can get married in every state: solid, liquid, gas, and, most surprisingly, Texas.
This is the first time in forever that I can say "good job, America" without any sarcasm.
Minions exist to serve the worst's most despicable villians and right now they're helping out capitalism.
Poking holes in dad's condoms so someone else can do the dishes.
Teenage girls saying "I can't even" is basically the same as old ladies saying "Well I never".
How fucked up would it be if an astronaut was coming back to Earth and everybody hid for a bit?
Nerds don't get hated for being nerds. They're hated for being pretentious and rude. I hate nerds. No one cares if you like Star Wars.
It is amazing to think that nighttime is actually the natural state of the universe, and the only reason we have daytime is because Earth just so happens to be facing a giant star illuminating it.
Just saw two elementary school kids in a fistfight, so as an adult, I had to step in. They didn't stand a chance.
Straight boys dress like randomised sims.
Today I had a 6 or 7 year-old kid that I don't know stop me just to say, and i quote, "Hey. I like your style." So I feel like I'm doin' pretty alright.
It's 1:42 AM and I just heard the unmistakeable sound of someone sprinting down the road wearing flip flops. Good luck, buddy.
There's a kid outside crying and I heard his parent say "if you don't stop we're going to take away your minions" and he let out the most demonic screech I've ever heard in my life.
Colour-code your infants so strangers know what their genitals look like.
If I die unexpectedly, please don't let my frequent google searches for "underwear that makes my dick look cool and big" be any reflection upon my character or personality.
My math teacher called me average. How mean.
Pizza should have poison in the sauce and the antidote in the crust to kill off those weird people that don't eat the crust.
If I ever have kids instead of being like "it's a boy," I'm going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like "it's the chosen one" and "it's probably not a lizard" and "we're not sure what it is, but it just set the couch on fire, please send help" with a different thing to every person I send one to just to see what people show up at the baby shower with.
Honestly I think the only reason being a hoe is considered a bad thing is that it implies that men are replaceable to you and it hurts their feelings so they put you down for it.
One time I went to see my grandma in the hospital when she was just waking up from surgery and the first thing she said (really feebly) was "Neil... what does... your shirt say?" And I had to say "skate and destroy" in front of the nurse and my whole family.
I sat next to Ed Sheeran on a plane to New York City one time and he wouldn't stop telling me about this mermaid documentary he saw on The Discovery Channel.
Next time you think your workplace is weird, please remember that my workplace has an annual tattoo night out, where we rent out a tattoo parlor, order pizza, play Cards Against Humanity, and watch some of our coworkers get tattooed. I work at a library.
Stop glorifying people who aren't me.
The Onion must be pissed because they can't come up with anything about Donald Trump that's funnier than his real life.
"I'm Hillary's worst nightmare." Donald, honey, you're everybody's worst nightmare.
Today I overheard some guy insinuate that he's slightly sexually attracted to cars with eyelashes on them.
If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror-movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore.
You can take the most respectful, sensitive people, give them Cards Against Humanity, and in a few minutes they'll be laughing about genocide.
Write 'nothing is set in stone' on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that I will be back.
Juno is an incredibly disturbing movie. Just the thought of being pregnant with Michael Cera's child.
Turn the tables on Thanksgiving. Ask your uncle what he's doing with his life. Ask if he has a sufficient retirement plan. Ask your weird aunt why she's single.
When you have to be nice to creepy guys so you don't get murdered. :-) #justgirlythings
If I was a skeleton I would just say "that really rattles my bones" in response to literally everything.
Imagine your parents saying they're adopting a child - and they bring home a talking humanoid mouse wearing clothes.
The average number of legs per person is less than 2; think about it.
Every time I shower he just stands there and screams.
In Japanese, they don't say "moon," they say "tsuki," which literally translates to "moon," and I think that's how language works.
Do the illuminati call themselves illuminaughty when they're horny?
I don't understand why some Christians promote abstinence as a form of birth control when it didn't even work for Mary.
Because nothing starts your day off right like Darth Vader crying heavily over your naked body.
My previous posts with quotes from Tumblr:
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Disclaimer post about me. Posted a while back but still stands.
A video of television and movie scene reenactments. All scenes were taken from suggestions made by G+ peeps! We did the scene reenactments with whatever we had on-hand, no budget, and first takes.Collaboration and fun with, and inspired by, the G+ community.
Not really an "offical" Cramer Brothers challenge so I never really counted it as a win. However, after 490 rubber bands strapped around a watermelon and NOT having it explode in my lap, it did feel pretty good. ;-)
- +Halfdan Reschat's original contest post: http://goo.gl/GEXV3
- Halfdan's wordy and funny first update: http://goo.gl/m9jx3
- Halfdan's second update: http://goo.gl/HjJ6u
- Link to my first update: http://goo.gl/FTa2i
- Link to my second update: http://goo.gl/hwJBu
- Link to my third update: http://goo.gl/gUhzG
- Link to Keith's first update: goo.gl/HfLju
- Link to Keith's second update: goo.gl/s1T2c
- Link to Keith's third update: http://goo.gl/v24Aw
- Link to the winner announcement: http://goo.gl/ugJ3x
- Link to my "C3PO About Town" video: http://goo.gl/fC1gJ
- Link to the Princess Leia slave girl punishment video with a forward by me: http://goo.gl/LYboI
- Some pics from the event: http://goo.gl/xZkPd
- Keith made a _Return of the Jedi_ themed music video of the event: http://goo.gl/MG07z
Shared Stuff on Google Docs can be found here: http://goo.gl/6uUZe
I like to play around with PhotoShop and punking fellow plussers. I use the hash-tag #GplusUserMashup for these. There is also an album I try to keep updated in my photos.
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