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Scott Cramer
Works at Maintaining Sanity, G+ Addiction, Professional Life, and Personal Life. Stays up way too late.
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Where the Wild Hats Are

Another piece of fun headgear by +Rhonda Britton​!

#WhereTheWildThingsAre #crochet #headgear
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What is that who is it supposed to be. Scott I bet you would ware it. I thinking your Fearless. 
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First Snow

Damn-it +Halfdan Reschat​. You know why. :-)
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Hi Google made me reply on email. Beautiful SNOW. 
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Daily Vader

Darth is just like the rest of us, as shown in this creative photo shoot!

Thanks +Michelle C​!
Polish photographer Pawel Kadysz imagines that Darth Vader is more like us than we might realize. In his series of selfies called Daily Life of Darth Vader, Kadysz shows that the infamous Sith Lord performs many of the same relatable and mundane tasks that we do, such as food shopping and cleaning the house. Sometimes, he likes to enjoy the great outdoors, too. The only difference? He wears an imposing mask. Kadysz has thought beyond Vader’s init...
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+Thomas Jones Spot on!!!
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+Kari Tedrick​, IKR?! Lol
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R2D2 Head Gear

Early Christmas present from +Rhonda Britton​​! Hand crafted head warming droid hat! This IS the headgear you're looking for! Lol ;-)

#r2d2 #starwars #crochet #headgear
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+Steven Spence​, that is the highest of compliments!
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Quoting Tumblr People

+Halfdan Reschat​'s quote collections are all worth reading!
Quoting Tumblr People #18
It has been quite a while since I last posted the Tumblr quotes I collect. Time for another round.
One time at H&M I thought a guy was a mannequin so I started feeling the material of his coat and I screamed when he moved and we were both really freaked out.
All I really want from my life is a legitimate reason to pin a bunch of photos and newspaper fragments on a huge cork board and connect them with long strings of yarn.
If you're ever feeling lonely just remember that the Mars Curiosity Rover is programmed to sing happy birthday to itself every year.
Now I can get married in every state: solid, liquid, gas, and, most surprisingly, Texas.
This is the first time in forever that I can say "good job, America" without any sarcasm.
Minions exist to serve the worst's most despicable villians and right now they're helping out capitalism.
Poking holes in dad's condoms so someone else can do the dishes.
Teenage girls saying "I can't even" is basically the same as old ladies saying "Well I never".
How fucked up would it be if an astronaut was coming back to Earth and everybody hid for a bit?
Nerds don't get hated for being nerds. They're hated for being pretentious and rude. I hate nerds. No one cares if you like Star Wars.
It is amazing to think that nighttime is actually the natural state of the universe, and the only reason we have daytime is because Earth just so happens to be facing a giant star illuminating it.
Just saw two elementary school kids in a fistfight, so as an adult, I had to step in. They didn't stand a chance.
Straight boys dress like randomised sims.
Today I had a 6 or 7 year-old kid that I don't know stop me just to say, and i quote, "Hey. I like your style." So I feel like I'm doin' pretty alright.
It's 1:42 AM and I just heard the unmistakeable sound of someone sprinting down the road wearing flip flops. Good luck, buddy.
There's a kid outside crying and I heard his parent say "if you don't stop we're going to take away your minions" and he let out the most demonic screech I've ever heard in my life.
Colour-code your infants so strangers know what their genitals look like.
If I die unexpectedly, please don't let my frequent google searches for "underwear that makes my dick look cool and big" be any reflection upon my character or personality.
My math teacher called me average. How mean.
Pizza should have poison in the sauce and the antidote in the crust to kill off those weird people that don't eat the crust.
If I ever have kids instead of being like "it's a boy," I'm going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like "it's the chosen one" and "it's probably not a lizard" and "we're not sure what it is, but it just set the couch on fire, please send help" with a different thing to every person I send one to just to see what people show up at the baby shower with.
Honestly I think the only reason being a hoe is considered a bad thing is that it implies that men are replaceable to you and it hurts their feelings so they put you down for it.
One time I went to see my grandma in the hospital when she was just waking up from surgery and the first thing she said (really feebly) was "Neil... what does... your shirt say?" And I had to say "skate and destroy" in front of the nurse and my whole family.
I sat next to Ed Sheeran on a plane to New York City one time and he wouldn't stop telling me about this mermaid documentary he saw on The Discovery Channel.
Next time you think your workplace is weird, please remember that my workplace has an annual tattoo night out, where we rent out a tattoo parlor, order pizza, play Cards Against Humanity, and watch some of our coworkers get tattooed. I work at a library.
Stop glorifying people who aren't me.
The Onion must be pissed because they can't come up with anything about Donald Trump that's funnier than his real life.
"I'm Hillary's worst nightmare." Donald, honey, you're everybody's worst nightmare.
Today I overheard some guy insinuate that he's slightly sexually attracted to cars with eyelashes on them.
If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror-movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore.
You can take the most respectful, sensitive people, give them Cards Against Humanity, and in a few minutes they'll be laughing about genocide.
Write 'nothing is set in stone' on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that I will be back.
Juno is an incredibly disturbing movie. Just the thought of being pregnant with Michael Cera's child.
Turn the tables on Thanksgiving. Ask your uncle what he's doing with his life. Ask if he has a sufficient retirement plan. Ask your weird aunt why she's single.
When you have to be nice to creepy guys so you don't get murdered. :-) #justgirlythings
If I was a skeleton I would just say "that really rattles my bones" in response to literally everything.
Imagine your parents saying they're adopting a child - and they bring home a talking humanoid mouse wearing clothes.
The average number of legs per person is less than 2; think about it.
Every time I shower he just stands there and screams.
In Japanese, they don't say "moon," they say "tsuki," which literally translates to "moon," and I think that's how language works.
Do the illuminati call themselves illuminaughty when they're horny?
I don't understand why some Christians promote abstinence as a form of birth control when it didn't even work for Mary.
Because nothing starts your day off right like Darth Vader crying heavily over your naked body.

My previous posts with quotes from Tumblr:
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Fried Chicken

Sounds fake but still funny! ;-)

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Saw this yesterday +James Forestier  May be old, I've never seen it before.
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Colonel Sanders. Also known as Norm MacDonald. Lol. This is funny stuff.
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Wonderful Christmas Cards + Worthy Charity

Umm... What are you waiting for?

If nothing else, please spread the word!

Thanks +Mary C.​, +scribblegraph​, and of course, the inimitable +Ashlan Nathens​!
A very Bright Blue Christmas •

This year’s Christmas card was illustrated for Bright Blue, The Police Commissioner’s Fund for Sick Kids. Being asked to create this card for Bright Blue was an honour and an absolute pleasure – all proceeds from sale of this card go towards Bright Blue. Yes, 100%.

Bright Blue does incredibly valuable work in so many areas: funding research, creating awareness, providing access to services and support in remote areas. In particular, their efforts in regional Western Australia with FASD are very close to my heart.

Please, if you’re not in a position to support this year, you could share the scribblegraph blog - - on social media with the tag #BrightBlueXMAS – that’s free, and it helps enormously!

If you're in #Perth you can also drop into Police HQ and purchase cards in person - important information on how to do that is in the post. 

Purchase card packs here:
Please share this page: tag #BrightBlueXMAS

♥ Thank you

#BrightBlueXMAS   #Christmas   #scribblegraph   #charity  
This year's Christmas card was illustrated for Bright Blue, The Police Commissioner's Fund for Sick Kids.
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Then my phone has no colors I can't see any blue
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Great example of money in politics and Hillary Clinton.

All of this is easily verifiable. 1 + 1 = 2. Unless you don't believe in math.

Thanks +James Salsman​!
Re money's influence on Hillary Clinton. The amazing part is towards the end.
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I stayed in college as long as I could until life and student loans caught up with me. Went into the tech field for a large corporation. Moved from there to a small marketing firm. Moved on from there to self employment doing tech, web, and anything else of a legal nature to turn a buck. I currently remain self employed with my brother and another kindred soul, looking for the niche that not only keeps us interested, but pays for life and leisure, and allows us to never wear real pants.
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"The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life. Rarely do members of one family grow up under the same roof." -- Richard Bach, Illusions
Pop culture nut. Geek. Eclectic tastes. I follow people who post things that I find new and unique, tweak my funny-bone, make me think, or stimulate conversation. I try to post the same way.

Disclaimer post about me. Posted a while back but still stands.

Below is a list (almost certainly incomplete) of some favorite times here on the plus. Posts are fleeting things and so are so many conversations and happenings with wonderful people whom I would never know if it were not for G+. These links are all community centered and most certainly inspired by and created for my family/friends and cohorts here.

April 2015 - Engaged!

Ongoing - International Take a Picture Under Your Desk Day
The first International Event with the absurdly long hashtag! #InternationalTakeAPictureUnderYourDeskDay is celebrated on the second Friday of November.Celebrated 2012, 2013, and, because life took some turns, 2014 was missed. Watch out 2015 because we will be back! This started with a conversation and challenge to the wonderful Miss +Jo Lane, who was the first under the desk and the spearhead to the phenomenon. Search on the hash-tag for many many pics of G+ peeps.
2015-Mar - Musical Snowman Challenge
It was time for a 3rd big challenge with my brother. While still cold out and snow on the ground, we decided to turn someone into a living snowman. What better way than turning to our G+ friends to join in the fun. Spoiler: I finally won one! Warning: Keith in a swimsuit (buried in snow).

2014-Dec - Halfdan Coming to America Daily Drawing Challenge
In honor of +Halfdan Reschat's first visit to America I drew a series of silly cartoons every day before his arrival.

2013-Sep - Low Budget Scene Reenactment
A video of television and movie scene reenactments. All scenes were taken from suggestions made by G+ peeps! We did the scene reenactments with whatever we had on-hand, no budget, and first takes.Collaboration and fun with, and inspired by, the G+ community.

2013-Aug - Impromptu Rubber Banded Watermelon Hot Potato Roulette Challenge
Not really an "offical" Cramer Brothers challenge so I never really counted it as a win. However, after 490 rubber bands strapped around a watermelon and NOT having it explode in my lap, it did feel pretty good. ;-)
2012-Sep - 10 Minute Hero (or Villain) Call to Action
The idea was to take whatever you have laying about the house in 10 minutes and create a superhero costume, snap a pic, and post it. This was a great bunch of fun that quite a few G+ peeps participated in. More credit and info at the link.

2012-Apr - Star Wars Costume Contest
My second G+ based contest and my second loss. All contest-related links provided, but for a quicker read, check out the original contest post at the top, then skip down to the 04/14/12 punishment link at the bottom. For a really good look at the "should have won" C3PO costume, watch the video on the second to last link.
2012-Feb - Shared Circle Challenge
See me in all my "glory." On 2/25/12, I became the first to experience The Death of a Thousand Condiments after losing a Google+ contest with +Keith Cramer.

Shared Stuff on Google Docs can be found here:

I like to play around with PhotoShop and punking fellow plussers. I use the hash-tag #GplusUserMashup for these. There is also an album I try to keep updated in my photos.

Bragging rights
Proud father of a beautiful daughter. Owner of a 1969 VW Autostick. College credit for History of Rock and Roll, classes one and two. Did not actually drive my car down a boat ramp into a lake after a combination of too much speed and a very dark night in a state park. "The Death of a Thousand Condiments" and "Princess Leia Slave Girl" punishments - see above introduction.
  • College when awake.
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