I'm a normal girl. And by normal I mean I have all the normal emotional freak outs and the normal insecurities.
But sometimes I'm not normal. Sometimes my freak outs and my insecurities reach epic levels. Sometimes I need a valium sandwich to come back down to normal. Sometimes it takes me a long time to normalize again because you know why? I don't actually ever get a valium sandwich.
I'm not a politically correct person
My favorite color is green
Housework is an abhorrent grind
I'm a southpaw (but I don't play baseball or softball)
I'm desperately uncoordinated
Cats and dogs are equally awesome
I can think much more eloquently than I can speak or write
I don't like the cold so much
I'm somewhat part of the grammar police force
I'm a Mormon