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Sarah Pappalardo
Works at Reductress
Attended DePaul University
Lives in New York
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Coming right on the heels of the documentary Going Clear, one of the biggest exposés of the cult of Scientology to date, some of the world’s biggest celebrities gathered for a press conference to announce the launch of their new pay-to-play religion called Tidal.   “It’s mostly about helping people,” says founder and high priest Shawn Carter, aka rap mogul Jay-Z. “We’re just connecting people with their true selves. And we’re not saying the...
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As a strong woman, you have to hold onto your dreams. Never let them go, not even for one second, because dreams are all we have in this life. Don’t let anybody tell you that you can’t do something, because if you don’t believe in you, then who will? Above all, never, ever give up, except sometimes.   There will be obstacles in life, but it’s the way you deal with them that determines your path. It’s not how many times you get knocked down,...
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You and your girls are walking down the street when suddenly some gross dude yells, “Hey baby, you goin’ somewhere?” in your direction. You look to your pals for a little sympathy—but what’s this? Each of your petty, narcissistic friends actually believes he was catcalling you as a group! Poor dummies: Clearly he was harassing you. Here are some easy ways to make sure everyone knows that you're the most harass-able fox in this pack of wolves: ...
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You know all of those delicious-looking recipes you save on Pinterest and never look at again? The next time you’re craving food, scroll through those until your brain tricks itself into feeling full. We’re not saying you should totally starve yourself, but a reasonable starvation diet inspired by crafting sites can do wonders for your body. These are some of our favorite boards that do the trick.   Put an Egg on It! Scrambled, poached o...
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Spring has sprung, and it’s finally time to feel free! Soak up the rays under a sexy new ’do that will take you forever to get done and be too high-maintenance to keep up almost as soon as you leave the house. But winter's finally over, so let your hair down – until it gets really annoying and you just put it back up. Here are the hottest follicle fashions to give up on after an hour of being outside!   Side Part with Relaxed Waves T...
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As of this past week, self-proclaimed male feminist Jonny Mole declared boldly that he planned to reclaim the word “bitch,” as an act of solidarity with the feminist movement.   “Although it’s been used as a sexist slur since its inception,” says Mole, “I feel it’s time for me to reclaim ‘bitch’ for the women I support, and for the hags who need to be taken down a peg.”   Mole claims his use of the word transcends sexism and his own m...
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Another Women’s History Month has come and gone, wherein many women made history. Well, sort of. They actually made “herstory,” which is like history except way more noble and less important. Most of academia ignores and relegates it to the dustbin of history (a place where women are comfortable, because cleaning!). Anyways, here are some things women did this month that no one will remember after their actions are edited out of historical accoun...
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Is that dazed-looking, dust-covered man with his hand in his pocket still looking at you from across this distressingly empty bus? Oh god. Oh god. Okay. Here’s what you do: Just pretend to read this super interesting article!   Wow, what an interesting piece of writing this is; you're so wrapped up in it that you couldn't possibly make eye contact with him. Nod your head here so he can tell that you're really engaged, like, “Yeah, I totally...
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Hi everyone. It’s me, Tom Hanks, star of such cinematic masterpieces as Saving Private Ryan, Forrest Gump, and the phenomenal Carly Rae Jepson’s “I Really Like You” music video. Oh, did that last one surprise you? Well kids, after 35 years of turning out critically approved blockbusters, I’ve got to admit that I’m sick of all this prestige, I’m ready to begin a new chapter in my incomparable career:   I want to Bill Murray myself.   T...
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True Friends Don’t Care if You’re Crazy: Quotes about Friendship
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Call me a feminist killjoy, but I think I speak for all female fans of The Daily Show in that we were hoping for a female host to take the show in a new direction, a direction that wouldn’t leave us creaming our shorts four nights a week. Trevor Noah, Jon Stewart’s recently announced successor and human male, is not the right person for the job.   I was hoping for a Samantha Bee or Jessica Williams to deliver my nightly news with a humorous...
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Six days a week, Milwaukee wellness expert Amy Lyons repeats positive affirmations, appreciates her body, and willfully ignores the waifish store mannequins. But one day a week, she takes a vacation from her balanced sense of perspective to relish in self-hatred.   “Sure, loving my natural shape is great,” says Lyons, “but once a week, I like to let loose and indulge all the horrible, destructive thoughts I push away most of the time.”  ...
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Writer, Actor, Interactive Producer
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  • Reductress
    Editor, 2013 - present
  • PlentyNYC
    Producer, 2011 - 2013
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New York
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Boston - Chicago
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writer, performer, interactive producer
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  • DePaul University
    M.A. English
  • DePaul University
    B.A. English and Communication (TV/Film)
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