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Sarah Pappalardo
Works at Reductress
Attended DePaul University
Lives in New York
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The “no poo” movement has swept the nation lately, as thousands of consumers sing the praises of ditching shampoo altogether. But now, there may be a previously unconsidered option for those not quite ready to completely give up the suds: secretly using their roommate’s shampoo on a regular basis.   For most women, the idea of consistently thieving from the person they live with might seem absurd, or even immoral. However, a consumer report...
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There’s no denying it: fall is here! School’s back in session, there’s a crispness in the air, and no way in hell is my boyfriend getting out of apple picking this year.   Jeremy better buckle the fuck up, because I’m not playing around this autumn. If he thinks he’s going to make it to November without painting miniature pumpkins and gourds, he is one sorely mistaken motherfucker.   Last year Jeremy said he was too busy at work to dr...
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You’re chatting with a new guy and you get that surge of butterflies. But wait—does that mean you’re already falling for him in a big way, or are you just nervous because he keeps bragging about his large at-home gun collection? These could be the flutters of love at first sight, or the adrenaline rush of fearing for your own bodily safety. Here’s how to tell which one is for real:   When your stomach turns at the sight of his smile, is he ...
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The air is getting cooler, the days are getting shorter, and your hair is looking basic. It’s time to pack away the shorts, bikinis, and sunny disposition and do something new with your hair for the fall season. Should you dye it a new color? Should you get bangs, or go ombré, or finally try the Karlie Kloss long bob? No. You should not do any of those things. Instead, shave a conspicuous amount of hair from somewhere on your head and just leave ...
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The recent hack and release of Ashley Madison users’ information is absolutely despicable. Though I certainly don’t condone cheating, it’s none of our business what consenting adults do in their free time. I can’t believe the nerve of these hackers, distributing people’s personal information with no regard for their privacy. How dare they?   Also you don’t happen to know if David’s name was on the list, do you? Just wanna make sure.   ...
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Every time she gets a signed receipt from a departing customer, waitress Amy Decker, eagerly scans each check for one thing: a rude, handwritten comment in place of a tip. After working at the same bar and grill for nearly three years, she is sad to admit she has not received a single one.   “Tips pay my rent, sure, but I’m looking for something deeper—an ignorant note from some cheap whackjob,” says Decker, smoking a cigarette on her break...
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Mornings are hard on everyone, especially me. I can be a real crankpot in the AM. So just a fair warning: You should not talk to me until I've had my morning dread-filled stare at the ceiling. It's the only thing that perks me up enough to get me through the day.   There's just nothing like a nice hot session of staring off into the distance, regretting most of your choices, to get you amped up and feeling invigorated. Without allowing fear...
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I used to believe in fairytales.   As a child, I truly thought there was someone out there for everyone. But I’ve been playing this game a long time, and to be honest, it’s made me pretty jaded. With every year that comes and goes, my faith dwindles. Now, as I approach 30, still painfully single, all those fairytales have been replaced with a solitary, sad fact: All the good men are gay, taken, or don’t have a sturdy enough dick.   I ...
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You’ve taken all the “Which Disney Princess Are You?” quizzes. You know whether you’re a Jasmine, a Belle, or an Ariel. But maybe your reality is a little darker, a little more fucked up, and maybe a little IN YOUR FACE. Allow your disenchantment with life to help you find out who you really are—one of Bansky’s Dismaland Princesses!   1. How are you feeling lately? A. A little off, like my usual body image issues are blown entirely out o...
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I don’t know; it just kind of happened. Why do some people die young? Why do trends come and go? Why did we drop Stephanie? These are life’s unanswerable mysteries, and trying to solve them is a fool’s game. But, if I must: One minute she was in the group text and the next minute there was a new group text and Stephanie wasn’t on it.   God works in mysterious ways, and so does our friend group.   Things happen. People grow apart. Hone...
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Police brutality, disenfranchisement, and the school-to-prison pipeline are just a few of the many ingrained issues facing people of color in the United States, but this summer isn’t about that. It’s about you! Indulge in the luxury you are entitled to and ensure that this is your most relaxing summer ever with these soothing, systemic-racism-ignoring tips.   Unplug. Technology can be so stressful, what with your boss always emailing you...
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Writer, Actor, Interactive Producer
Employment
  • Reductress
    Editor, 2013 - present
  • PlentyNYC
    Producer, 2011 - 2013
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New York
Previously
Boston - Chicago
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writer, performer, interactive producer
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I bust dust.
Education
  • DePaul University
    M.A. English
  • DePaul University
    B.A. English and Communication (TV/Film)
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