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Sarah Pappalardo
Works at Reductress
Attended DePaul University
Lives in New York
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You've shared everything with him—your UTI history, your dream journals from the past five years, and a detailed breakdown of every workday since you met. So why do you feel like you barely know him? Chances are, he’s hiding all his secrets in his beard. Here are the secrets he could be keeping in that chin bush:   He has a weak chin. Kinda convenient that beard being there, isn’t it? Anything could be going on under it...like NO CHIN AT...
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During a breakup, it can be helpful to distance yourself from memories of the relationship. Especially when you’ve been dating a gorgeous idiot who put his strong yet gentle hands all over your belongings. Here is a list of every good thing you MUST avoid in order to forget the existence of stupid, beautiful Steve!   Your priceless copy of Of Mice and Men You know that book that was the subject of your entire senior thesis? The touchston...
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When you give up alcohol 24 hours ago, you learn a lot of profound things about yourself, the people around you, and the world in general. Here’s what I’ve learned since I woke up yesterday with the mother of all hangovers and swore I’d never touch a drop again.   1. Don’t listen to the haters. When I first said to my roommate Jenny, “I’m never drinking again,” she didn’t take it seriously—in fact, she just laughed! Little did she realiz...
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So, it was Saturday and I was out with my girls at the mall. We had checked out the latest sneakers at Foot Locker and were heading to Orange Julius for an Orange Julius when I felt it… “that” feeling. Oh no! I had just gotten my period! AND I was wearing white shorts! How embarrassing!   But then it got even worse: I looked down at the back of my shorts, and in a red stain as clear as day was the face of our lord, Jesus Christ. Jesus! The ...
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We’re sometimes our own harshest critics, but sometimes you have to wonder—am I being harsh enough? This quiz will help you figure out whether you’re as terrible as you think you are, or so awful that you should never go out in public, ever.   Your friend is throwing a baby shower for someone you don’t know very well. You’re invited—and your friend expects you to attend. What do you bring? a. The cheapest thing on the registry. A pack ...
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Your mother has made you uncomfortable in countless situations – but now that you’re having a baby, you have the perfect opportunity to bask in her palpable discomfort with the perfect baby shower game that she’ll hate! Here are a few classic updates to baby shower games that will have your mother folding her arms and saying, “Now that’s just not right!”   Guess-The-Conception Location Did it happen in the bathroom at your parent’s 60th ...
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It's a fact as old as time: Your heterosexual male boyfriend prefers one of your goodies over the other. But which one is it? Is he a butt man or a vagina man? We're here to help! Find out if your man prefers butt or beave with these telling clues:   Does he walk behind you or walk backward in front of you? Next time you and your bae are out for a stroll in the park, make a quick observation. Does he constantly walk directly behind you, ...
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Labels are impossible! You’ve been hooking up with Brad for about a month and neither of you are seeing anyone else, but last night when you asked him if he’s your boyfriend, he said, “I’m getting a call,” and left the room without his phone. It’s probably only a matter of time before the word “boyfriend” is fair game, but since he’s going to be weird about it, here are 100 terms you can use instead!   Guy I’m dating That dude Lover ...
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Everyone knows that snacking is fun, but did you know that not all snacks are healthy? Snacks can be a surprising source of salt, fat, taste, and food—that’s a lot! And according to some sources, sugar can be in snacks, too—yikes! If you want to have a bite between meals but want to avoid the calorie overload, simply replace that yummy snack with a satisfying handful of almonds. Here’s how you can not eat the good thing but instead eat almonds: ...
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Picture this: A beautiful red carpet, cameras flashing, handsome men in tuxedos gracefully touching their own chin hair, a stunning actress in a pale pink gown begins walking up a slight step and then the world gasps because SHE FUCKING BITES IT!   This is like Christmas for me, a person who loves it when pretty young actresses fall down! These angels that fly among us sometimes fall and I can’t get enough of it. It’s been a while since Jen...
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10 Pics of the Empire State Building That Will Make Him Take You Back
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Alex Durham, 29, of Jackson City, MI, has gone about his daily routine and obligations for over a decade, totally unaware of the massive sexual impact he had on eleven different young women in his graduating class at Lamonte High School. He was the only straight male member of the drama club at school, and every hormonal, awkward, artsy young woman in the program still thinks of him as the primary template of the ideal man.   “He was the ho...
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Writer, Actor, Interactive Producer
Employment
  • Reductress
    Editor, 2013 - present
  • PlentyNYC
    Producer, 2011 - 2013
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New York
Previously
Boston - Chicago
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writer, performer, interactive producer
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I bust dust.
Education
  • DePaul University
    M.A. English
  • DePaul University
    B.A. English and Communication (TV/Film)
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