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Sarah Pappalardo
Works at Reductress
Attended DePaul University
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After years of using all those tampons you accidentally ordered in bulk online, times have finally changed. You hardly need those tampons ever since you found underwear you can bleed into, so it’s time to repurpose those old crammers into something more fun and creative. After all, you can bleed in your underwear now! Here’s what you can do with all that extra cotton in your closet: Make them into puppets with cute little pantiliner hats!...
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Nothing beats the cold better than a hearty bowl of soup, which is why we have five great soup recipes to warm your soul—if you don’t mind eating meat that’s soaking wet. We can understand that some people may not want to put perfectly good meat into a pot filled with liquid; that they may equate that to dropping it into the toilet or a tepid, scummy pond, but we personally find that the addition of meat makes for a tastier soup. Here are some we...
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Not every twenty-something single lady falls asleep to the sounds of 30 Rock reruns after a glass or six of wine—some people are legitimately watching television these days. Unfortunately, committing to critically acclaimed shows requires a lot of energy and commitment—commitment to not look at Instagram for at least 44 minutes. Here are some shows that everyone seems to be enjoying, but you probably won’t get around to because it’s just a lot to...
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Sometimes your tiny butt has it perks. For instance, when you’re double-buckling in the backseat of your man’s Mini Cooper on the way to his kickball game (Go Brian!!). But when there’s a serious emergency (you have to sing karaoke to Sir Mix-a-Lot), you’ll desperately need some more booty to shake. Luckily, you can feign a big butt in an emergency with these crucial tips: Slide a Wonderbra over your butt. It’s a brutally compet...
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I’m sitting on the floor, wrapped in an afghan, my thin hipbones driving pettily into the floorboards, taking in the new emptiness that has settled over my house. “My house.” The phrase feels strange to type—it used to be “our house” but now there’s no “our”—just “my”. My house. I look at my house and its emptiness. The emptiness fills up the space left behind by Mark, who is gone now. He is gone from here, but somewhere, he is there—in the arms ...
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Are you home alone right now? Tucked away in your bed, trying to fall asleep, but sort of scared because you keep hearing odd noises? Well, that creak you just heard could be your upstairs neighbors going to the bathroom, but the more likely explanation is that some bad guys are about to sell you into slavery as part of a horrifying human trafficking scheme in Eastern Europe. Here are some sounds that are cause for alarm and will most certainly r...
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It’s easy to make your eyes pop with a metallic eye shadow or some stunning liquid liner. But a face like yours needs more than a smoky eye to even look remotely alive. Too bad you’re incapable of the simplest beauty technique, much less fake eyelashes! These five falsies add an instant touch of glam to your glamourless peepers—that is, if you can get them on straight. (Which you definitely won’t, oops!) Red Cherry Lashes (Sleekh...
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I used to be like you. I used to buy Revlon mascara on discount at CVS and swipe it on before work each morning, batting my brittle lashes as the Adonises of corporate America walked all over me. My brows were untamed and my lipstick shade was ill suited for my skin tone. Frankly, I was a mess. But one fall day, everything changed. Upon finding a Sephora gift card on the street that still had some money on it, I had the idea to get an in-...
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You’re two hours into Tuesday morning and everything already sucks. You haven’t showered, your cat keeps vomiting up green stuff, and right now you’re in a meeting about some quarterly bullshit. You need one thing right now. Wine. But you’re worried it’ll look bad if you rip open a box of red and suckle its wine nozzle teat like a booze-hungry piglet in the middle of the day. The answer? Pair it with some food. Normally, you’d pair your drink wit...
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Writer, Actor, Interactive Producer
Employment
  • Reductress
    Editor, 2013 - present
  • PlentyNYC
    Producer, 2011 - 2013
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New York
Previously
Boston - Chicago
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writer, performer, interactive producer
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I bust dust.
Education
  • DePaul University
    M.A. English
  • DePaul University
    B.A. English and Communication (TV/Film)
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Female