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Sarah Pappalardo
Works at Reductress
Attended DePaul University
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There are etiquette books to take the guesswork out of certain social situations, like how to write a thank-you note and when to let a man see you without makeup. But what they don’t tell us is the most important thing a woman needs to know: how to make conversation with your drug dealer. Here are some chill conversation topics for you and your dealer while you buy the goods:   The Legalization of Marijuana Weed legalization is a hot top...
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Residents of Akron, Ohio remain suspicious as Sandy Miller freely ordered cheesecake after dinner because “Friday is [her] cheat day.”   “We went out for drinks on Tuesday,” says friend, Arya Patel. “Because she said that was her cheat day. But we did a cookie-swap Thursday, and she ate all my shortbread. It just doesn’t add up.”   “If you don’t want to commit to a diet, that’s fine,” Patel continues. “Just don’t lie.”   Friends...
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Choosing a name for your new bundle of joy is a serious issue – as is making sure your man remembers all the times that he was wrong about something. Why not kill two birds with one stone and choose a sweet moniker to make him pay for all those times you were right?   Kyle Kyle, a super cute name from the British Isles, will forever remind him of the time he lost several thousand dollars to his swindling friend, Kyle. Every time he holds...
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It’s been a long, cold winter, and you’re ready to get your vacay on! But be careful – you don’t want your getaway to be ruined by a misguided aquatic pursuit. We’ve collected a list of famous waterfalls that, while sublimely beautiful, you should not go chasing. Do we need to spell it out for you, girl?   Victoria Falls, Southern Africa This gorgeous testament to the gushing grandeur of Earth is located on the border of Zambia and Zimba...
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Theatergoers were shocked and disgusted this week when a lone woman at the Anaheim AMC’s matinee screening of Fifty Shades of Grey neglected to masturbate during the hit film.   Jane Comstock, a 39-year-old mother of two, was seen entering the theater and, to the total shock of onlookers, watched the entire movie and exited the theater without stimulating her genitals with her hands or any other object.   “I was busy pounding the kitt...
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From the posters on your wall to the magazines piled next to your toilet, the hunks of your youth helped build the sexual being you are today. Back in your adolescence, they were famous heartthrobs and you were a mousy tween who didn’t have a chance in hell with them. But today, boning these aging former superstars just might be within your reach!     Michael Shoeffling Better known as Jake Ryan, the handsome devil who romances Moll...
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Let yours double as passive-aggressive messages to the people who’ve been letting you down.
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Longing for a former lover is an unpleasant and disconcerting experience. But having a stroke is a serious medical emergency that can have devastating effects on the body. That’s why it’s so important to know the difference. So how can you tell if you’re seriously missing your recent ex, who you thought was your soulmate, or if it’s hemorrhagic bleeding in your brain? Below are some symptoms to help you determine what’s going on with you, inside ...
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The secret to professional success isn’t all about talent or connections. Sometimes, it’s just about having the right routine. We can learn a lot about being successful by looking at how doctors, lawyers and top CEOs spend their days. If you want to maximize productivity and stimulate creativity like a successful individual, check out these nine things that highly effective people do everyday, exactly 57 times per day.   Eat Breakfast If...
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Nothing means more to Mom and Dad than your future wedding, which makes it a great opportunity to punish them with a non-traditional ceremony. There are a number of alternative weddings to explore, so you can choose the one that conflicts the most with their ideals – and their budget. By the end, your mother will be pleading, “why are you punishing me like this?” Remember, she deserves everything she gets.   1. The Polyamorous Wedding In s...
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Writer, Actor, Interactive Producer
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  • Reductress
    Editor, 2013 - present
  • PlentyNYC
    Producer, 2011 - 2013
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New York
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Boston - Chicago
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writer, performer, interactive producer
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  • DePaul University
    M.A. English
  • DePaul University
    B.A. English and Communication (TV/Film)
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