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A funny, clean humor site with a store & pics & videos & gifs. www.Sanitaryum.com
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We are the LEADERS in CLEAN HUMOR. And fashion. We are also an extremely "sanitized", work-friendly, family-friendly Store & BliggityBlog.

If laughter is good for the soul, consider us your doctor. We have no formal training.

We ALWAYS post more on our website than we do on Google+. Check out www.Sanitaryum.com. Daily postings except sometimes.

We are on YouTube (Sanitaryumdotcom), Facebook (Sanitaryum), Twitter (@Sanitaryum) and some other stuff too! Our awards include TWO high-fives and a Post-It that said "I love you guys."

Why aren't you a fan?

Oh, yeah. We have a STORE!!

PAGE RULES for the NOOBS :). Keep reading, son. This is, like, five kinds of serious.

If you haven't noticed yet, our name is a play on words. Sanitaryum has the words "sanitary" in it to denote "clean" and yes, it sounds like sanitarium/sanitorium (Metallica) because its a play on the now non-politically correct word "funny farm" or "funny house" aka insane asylum. Hence our tagline "Get Committed. To Clean Humor" bc people were committed to sanitariums. The "y" in the name should help you remember to keep it "sanitary". :)

We hope you have mad respect for our creativity.

RULES & SUCH >>>

0. Seriously, just HAVE FUN & enjoy the content. Maybe BUY a shirt or coffee mug. Why not?

0.5 Again, avoid ego-centrism. Your mother is probably the only person in the world that cares if a pictures offends you or makes you sad. Don't interject, or project, your personal experiences onto the comments & on other poor souls who are simply enjoying the post for its static humor value at that moment.

1. NO PROFANITY. NO ABBREVIATING OR ASTERISKerating** PROFANITY OR VULGAR TERMS. NO LOOPHOLES. NO EXCEPTIONS. NO APOLOGIES. WE LOVE YOU, BUT RULES IS RULES, SHORTY.

2. NO "First" comments. It's idiotic and you're probably younger than 15 if you do it.

3. No bashing religions, atheists, heathens, infidels or kittens. We may poke fun, but we don't bash.

4. Respect other people on the page. ALL HUMOR IS SUBJECTIVE and not everyone laughs at the same thing. You aren't God's gift to comedy - get over yourself.

5. No self-righteous indignation or attitudes on Sanitaryum, please. If we posted it, yes, we actually think it is acceptable and sanitized. Keep your personal convictions and rules to yourself and/or your family, because...YOU GUESSED it..."clean humor" is also subjective and relative. No one, especially Sanitaryum, is interested in you grandstanding and preaching to yourself about how moral you are and how you would NEVER EVER post a comic of a unicorn pooping marshmallows because you've actually written a dissertation defining "clean humor" and exploring its impact on a post-post-modern society and how you have the last say on anything on the Internet relating to clean humor. >> Please leave our page or change your attitude. NO ONE in the world can please a person like you and you're just wasting our time answering your enlightened, sanctimonious, rhetorical questions, such as "Do you REALLY think this was a clean humor pic? Just sayin'?" Whatever.

6. You don't have to like EVERY single one of our posts or agree with it. No really. We mean it. We DON'T get offended. But bad/sad stuff happens in life. We fall. We get hurt. We bang our heads on doors. Our pet does something silly. We disagree. And so on. That makes us laugh. Perspective is EVERYTHING. It IS possible to find humor in anything, yes, even dark situations. You have every right to NOT LIKE a situation, especially if you have a PERSONAL bad experience with such a situation, but again, keep it to yourself because the world and Sanitaryum do not revolve around your opinions or experiences and you should not expect the Internet to be sensitive to your exact emotional responses. That's Life & that's the Internet. That's also something grandpa told us. :) Change your PERSPECTIVE (not your values or convictions, just your perspective) and you can smile at just about anything. Well, that's what we do, anyhow. :)

7. Don't "Get it :("? Shhh. Don't announce your slightly lower intelligence to the whole Internets. Instead, "Google it" & educate yourself. Shhh. Our secret. (backs up into shadows). End scene.

8.PLEASE TALK TO US IF YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED BUT IF YOUR THINK THERE WAS AN ERROR & YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE REINSTATED by emailing us at cleanhumor@sanitaryum.com

Thanks for joining us. We appreciate your support & visit. Have a great day & a great laugh.