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Elon Musk is actually a stranded alien who needs humanity to develop interstellar travel to get home.

"Mr. Musk?" Francis knocked cautiously at the office door.
"Come In Francis. Tell me everything, how did it go? Was the landing successful?" Elon asked rising from his black leather chair.
"Un..unfortunately sir while the rocket did indeed land back on the barge it was unable to stabilize itself. It..it was a total loss. The maneuvering system is just not capable yet…But we have already started to re-code the core and re-engineer the thruster output." Francis trailed off as he noticed the defeat cloud his bosses face. The CEO turned to the window.
"Thank you Francis…it is not your fault. I will check in with our RD department shortly. Take the rest of the day off, Im sure you need it."
"Yes sir." Said Francis turning to go. "And sir, don't worry we're way ahead of everyone else. We'll figure it out... we'll get you home. We've got plenty of time." With that Francis began to walk out of the office.
"I wish you were right." Said Elon, stopping Francis in his tracks. "Sir?"
"Close the door, and sit down." Francis did as he was told, but the tone of Elon's voice made his blood run cold.
"I never thought I would come to respect a human as much as I do you. Which in a way makes my shame in deceiving you even deeper. He took a deep breath and continued. " I am an advance scout, not a wayward alien. My home world has died, sucked dry of resources and life to support my civilization. Those of my people who survived the fall set to the stars to find a new home. Our scouts went far and wide but the news was never good. Until finally we spotted your small backwater planet. Hope was renewed ten fold and we rejoiced in our salvation. I was sent ahead to prepare this Earth for our arrival. But upon my arrival hope turned to ash. My crash landing in Roswell destroyed my ship and my only means of communication. My only way to warn my people.." He trailed off.
"Warn them? Warn them of what, of us?" Francis was struggling to understand.
"No." Said Elon. "To warn them that by the time they arrive this planet will have died as well."

Via http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/34j4ph/wp_elon_musk_is_actually_a_stranded_alien_who/
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Dans +Shinray on n'a peur de rien ! La classe et le bon goût avant tout \o/
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Je vois bien cette technologie dans une camera ou pour le transport ....
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Drawings by newspapers-cartoonists as reaction
At this point, every news outlet, every magazine, every newspaper should republish the offending cartoons. We cannot have extremists intimidate our societies and media such that people become scared posting stuff like this.
If magazines are being singled out and targeted for posting such cartoons, then every magazine/news outlet need to post them out of solidarity.

#JeSuisCharlie  
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Dystopian Fiction on the rise

If you loved:

Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins
Divergent by Veronica Roth
The Giver by Lois Lowery

Maybe you should try one of these!

The Selection by Kiera Cass
Matched by Ally Condie
Delirium by Lauren Oliver
Wither by Lauren DeStefano
Uglies by Scott Westerfeld
The Host by Stephanie Meyer
Unwind by Neal Shusterman
Legend by Marie Lu
Cinder by Marissa Meyer
Feed by M. T. Anderson
The Maze Runner by James Dashner
Gone by Michael Grant
Across the Universe by Beth Revis
Ender’s Game by Orson Scott Card
Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman
The City of Ember by Jeannie DuPrau
For the Win by Cory Doctorow
Ready Player One by Ernest Cline
Heir Apparent by Vivan Vande Velde
V for Vendetta by Alan Moore
Attack on Titan by Hajime Isayama
X-Men: Days of Future Past by Chris Claremont and John Byrne
The Handmaid’s Tale by Magaret Atwood
Fahrenheit 451  by Ray Bradbury
1984 by George Orwell
Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
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V1 de mon outil de gestion terminée, je vais pouvoir penser à la V2 et au site pro' o/
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#exclu  
En raison des risques toujours accrus de terrorisme et de piratage industriel, le gouvernement a décoché un nouveau projet de loi dans un soucis de sécurité nationale bien naturel qui rassurera tou...
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#Nexus5  reçu ! :D
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