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Two Problems
• Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use regular expressions." Now they have two problems.

• Some people, when faced with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use #binary." Now they have 10 problems.

• Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use #threads," and then two they hav erpoblesms.

• Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use #multithreading". Nothhw tpe yawrve o oblems.

• Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use mutexes." Now they have

• Some people, when confronted with a problem, think: "I know, I'll use caching." Now they have one problems.

• Some people see a problem and think "I know, I'll use #Java!" Now they have a ProblemFactory.

• Some programmers, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use floating point arithmetic." Now they have 1.999999999997 problems.

• Some people, wanting an escape from their full-time job, think "I know, I'll contribute to open source." Now they have two full-time jobs.

• Some people, when confronted with a problem, think: "I know, I'll think outside the box!" Now, they have 3.75 problems, an entirely new framework, and three dozen toll house cookies cooling in the kitchen.

• Some people when confronted with a desire to use pithy quotes in their presentations think "I know, I'll use something from Star Wars". Now two problems they have.

• Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use #UTF8." Now they à??????µ?ç°§ùÔ_¦Ñ?.

• "I'll use #PHP!" Now they have ("1 apple" + "1 orange") problems.

• "I'll use #Perl!" Now they have more than one way to have more than one problem....

• Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use Shareware." Now they have two trials.

• Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use delegations." Now their problem is a problem of their problem.

• Some people when confronted with a problem think "I know, I'll quote jwz". Now everyone has a problem.

(Source links: https://joindiaspora.com/posts/1653418
http://nedbatchelder.com/blog/201204/two_problems.html)

#programming #problems
h/t +Vysakh Sreenivasan 
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