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Steal Heart
Works at Being Normal
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Lived in Bliss
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FYI: I learned that firefighters don't have time to high five you as they are going into a house that is on fire.
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Him : Wanna watch porn or golf?
Her : Porn. You already know how to golf.
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Highly regretting my Blockbuster Video tattoo.
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I just assume that all the people that unhoop me have cushioned toilet seats and I'm okay with that you sickos
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Walnut, brah, solid.
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I don't think Madonna is kissing celebrities, she's trying to suck the youth out of them to stay alive!
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I'm not shy, I just don't like people.
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A personal trainer. But for your personality.
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OK, just listen for a count of three. C'mon, I know you got it in ya!
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Nothing confuses me quite like country rap.
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She's cheatin'
Ah'ma drinking mah Jack
Got a new batch
And the label's black.
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Probably the worst part about me wearing a white shirt is everyone knows what I've been eating/drinking
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If Hillary wins she'll have to spend four hours a day in the office her husband cheated on her in. O.0
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Have her own personal interns.. hehe 
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Smh parkour. Only the French would invent a martial art about running away
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Lolz cause coughing fit. Suing.
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I'm on my fourth twix guys you better catchup
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Instigator
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I do stuff with the things pretty well.
Employment
  • Being Normal
    Professional Instigator, present
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Steal Heart
Introduction
Nothing I do or say is original. Deal with it.. I have.

This, for the most part, is a parody account. If you want to know more about "me" 
either PM or Email me. 
Education
  • Self Help Classes
    present
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Networking
Birthday
February 22, 1969
Relationship
In a relationship
Other names
StealHrt