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lights a sparkler alone in backyard

Much better..
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Selfie,, or it didn't happen.
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Tempted to get a "small order of fries" one of these days just to see what such a thing would look like.
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Was told today I'm not supposed to call them "illegal fireworks." They're "undocumented" fireworks.
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You can block me but I'm still going to be good-looking in real-life.
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This Post is really good, apart from the endnig.
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So glad Katy Perry invented the 4th of July.
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I was the only one at the fireworks booing.
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You sure you were at the town fireworks and not just drunk in front of the broken Walmart sign that kept blinking? again
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if you ever need nothing im here for you
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Will I receive it in abundance? 
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Just sitting around.. Waiting for a trend I can easily make fun of..
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU I'M EATING CHIPS
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Ever notice how much wives sigh? Why do wives sigh so much?
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Husbands?
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The real reason we light off fireworks on the 4th is to hopefully hit an alien ship.. 'cause all aliens are dirty communists.
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ET was a commie spy sent to infiltrate our government
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Nothing I do or say is original. Deal with it.. I have.

This, for the most part, is a parody account. If you want to know more about "me" 
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February 22, 1969
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