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Steal Heart
Works at Being Normal
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What base is it when your team trades you during a game?
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vacation bible school doesnt sound like a vacation at all
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Lemme tell you, ADHD concentration camp was no picnic either.
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Of course global warming is real. It's called summertime and it happens once a year.
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We have hardly reached twenty this summer.   I love those chicks   !
"teensummer "  ??
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It's all about bringing people together, so they bother each other and leave you alone.
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I just wear a sign that says "no" now adays.
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Pretty sure you could "pull life support" from me just by turning off the a/c.
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Nice bumper sticker telling the world you're blessed. I need one that says I'm Pissed.
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I just got my yard mowed for only 10 bux using this code at purchase at http://www.plowzandmowz.com code: H7H1S6 
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Well, now we know who that 5th dentist is!
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Bought one of those SMTWTFS, but I can't pronounce that so I just call it a pill box.
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I just keep taking pills until I feel "right". My wife get's mad when I end up taking some of "her" pills. Like she needs birth control. I'm 80% sure they were the placibos. 
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Never argue with a woman in the morning.

I just saved your life.
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Think of all the ridiculous accessories they'd try to sell us if we had tails.
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Instigator
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I do stuff with the things pretty well.
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  • Being Normal
    Professional Instigator, present
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Steal Heart
Introduction
Nothing I do or say is original. Deal with it.. I have.

This, for the most part, is a parody account. If you want to know more about "me" 
either PM or Email me. 
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Birthday
February 22, 1969
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Other names
StealHrt
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