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Søren Kirsten
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Se det mente jeg nok.
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Videnskaben: Der findes dumme spørgsmål
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"Der findes ikke dumme spørgsmål, kun dumme svar." Sådan siger mange danskere, men de lyver, viser en undersøgelse fra universitetet i Oxford.
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Sig nej til folk der ikke kan skrive en hel sætning uden at fylde den med intetsigende og irriterende #.
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Ja det vist en epidemi👍🎅
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On my way for a romantic weekend in Paris with the love of my life
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and you are mine😘😚❤💙
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Så bliver nostalgien ikke mere intens.
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Ja, det var sgu' fedt! Og super koncert på Svendborg Gymnasium. Happy days.
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Pølsebaren er blevet stueren.
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Ja det gør den:-)
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How many rings - and how many are connected?
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Helt rigtigt, men den er ikke så nem:-)
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Truly a sad day for many of us. This man gave us so much. R.I.P. Bowie
David Bowie has died surrounded by his family following an 18-month battle with cancer. A statement was issued across the musician's official social media profiles, asking the public to respect the "family's privacy during their time of grief". Bowie's followers largely rejected the statement as a "hoax", but Sky News reported it had spoken to the singer's publicist to confirm the news.
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I put' Never let me down' on my record player this morning. to his honour. You will live on, in the hearts of many. You are a hero in the true mening of the word ! RIP BOWIE🌠
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Really smart if you're out of space!
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WORDS WOMEN USE
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FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it´s an even trade.

NOTHING
This means "something," and you should be on your toes.  "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! )
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don´t care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.  A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT´S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That´s Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That´s Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."

GO AHEAD!
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble

PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn´t get a "That´s Okay"

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not! faint. Just say you´re welcome.

THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing".
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I know it's old - but I think it's still correct   -  and funny
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Om my way to enjoy a weekend in Milano with my lovely wife.
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Hold nu kæft, er dette virkelig seriøst ment. Ensomme marsvin - hold nu op!
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Det er et problem, at mange marsvin i danske hjem går rundt alene. Det mener Enhedslistens dyrevelfærdsordfører Maria Reumert Gjerding.
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Ja der er nok at tage fat i 😀
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Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
Anton Chekhov
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IT Consultant
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  • KMD
    Systemudvikler, 2012 - present
  • Kirsten Consult
    present
  • COOP
    2011
  • Nykredit
  • BEC
  • SDC
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If a man says he will fix it, he will.

There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it!

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Like: Travelling, diving, sailing, food, wine, movies, motorbikes, gadgets, programming.
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  • Østre skole, Holbæk
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