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I know an adorable little girl named Maddie. I did a show for her last year when she was fighting cancer. Last week her family found out the cancer is back. A friend of mine is doing something awesome for her this Christmas. Help if the spirit moves you. From my friend +Terry Coates   ...

Howdy Friends, I'm sure you noticed the very sad news that Maddie (my best friends little girl) has had a relapse with her cancer.
The family is putting together a VERY SPECIAL Christmas for Maddie and it would be awesome if you guys could help. Alex's sister started a wishlist on Amazon and we are looking to give Maddie the best, biggest Christmas she could imagine. We are going to donate a huge house that we are turning into a Castle for her (She's still hooked on Frozen) and we want to have as many presents under the tree as we can! Here is a link to the Wishlist.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/ls/ref=aw_ls
You can have items shipped directly to us, and we will wrap and put under the tree for her. Send to:
Terry & Sheresa Coates c/o Maddie at 4155 Canada Court, Carmel, CA 93923.
Feel free to send a card, donation, or note of encouragement!
Please feel free to forward this on to anyone who you think would be interested in helping! Maddie is an amazing little girl who has been dealt a horrible hand... let's give her a Christmas unlike any other! I can't thank you enough... If you have questions, call 831.206.1003 or email me at: Terry@elitecarmel.com.
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Woke up singing Brittany Spears. I should just go back to bed. Stayed up late reading a book about The Crusades. Yes, and watching Bob's Burgers, Judgey McJudgerson. A few pages into it and I had to check the cover and make sure I wasn't re-reading GoT. Her...
Woke up singing Brittany Spears. I should just go back to bed. Stayed up late reading a book about The Crusades. Yes, and watching Bob's Burgers, Judgey McJudgerson. A few pages into it and I had to check the cover and make s...
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The Democratic shitshow begins tonight. Grab your popcorn and watch the train wreck that will be the DNC! If Bernie doesn't tell the Democratic Party to suck a bag of dicks then drop the mic I will be disappointed. I expect to be disappointed. And amused as...
The Democratic shitshow begins tonight. Grab your popcorn and watch the train wreck that will be the DNC! If Bernie doesn't tell the Democratic Party to suck a bag of dicks then drop the mic I will be disappointed. I expect t...
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I don't know what happened last night, but I slept heavier than usual and dreamt so much so that I woke up exhausted, like I spent all night watching bad movies starring myself. I love that I got a stern message this morning because someone I know used Titt...
I don't know what happened last night, but I slept heavier than usual and dreamt so much so that I woke up exhausted, like I spent all night watching bad movies starring myself. I love that I got a stern message this mornin...
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One of the ancillary benefits to yesterday being my anniversary: I didn't have to write about the shitshow. Mister, the shitshow is killing me. Mercifully, last night was the last of the shitshow. While the train wreck was fun to watch, it left me feeling d...
One of the ancillary benefits to yesterday being my anniversary: I didn't have to write about the shitshow. Mister, the shitshow is killing me. Mercifully, last night was the last of the shitshow. While the train wreck was fu...
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There is a part of me that agrees with that small part of Jim Jefferies that kinda wants to see The Donald become POTUS just so we can see how fucked up shit can really get. I mean, I don't have kids so whatever he does to the country isn't going to affect ...
There is a part of me that agrees with that small part of Jim Jefferies that kinda wants to see The Donald become POTUS just so we can see how fucked up shit can really get. I mean, I don't have kids so whatever he does to th...
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I haven't watched any of the DNC since Bernie nominated HillBill. I know you're disappointed. But I am going to go back and watch the B-Rock speech. And the Gabby Giffords speech. The last few days I have been on my Aaron Sorkin kick and yesterday was all a...
I haven't watched any of the DNC since Bernie nominated HillBill. I know you're disappointed. But I am going to go back and watch the B-Rock speech. And the Gabby Giffords speech. The last few days I have been on my Aaron Sor...
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Last night as I was watching Captain America: Civil War I realized a few things. No real reason for this pic. I sometimes cheer for the bad guy to beat him. He is so fucking uninteresting. He is so fucking uninspiring. Seriously, are the bad guys so bad? I ...
Last night as I was watching Captain America: Civil War I realized a few things. No real reason for this pic. I sometimes cheer for the bad guy to beat him. He is so fucking uninteresting. He is so fucking uninspiring. Seri...
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When I was in London I went to see a local singer. He asked for requests so I said, TIFFANY! He busted out some I Think We're Alone Now . Yes, I am aware that she merely covered the song. That is not the point, asshole. A couple of songs later he covered a ...
When I was in London I went to see a local singer. He asked for requests so I said, TIFFANY! He busted out some I Think We're Alone Now. Yes, I am aware that she merely covered the song. That is not the point, asshole. A coup...
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I am forty-three years old. The first twenty of those years were a mess of me hating myself because mommy-no-love-me and all the accompanying issues a boy can have with that shit, shitting on any hint of happiness and so much fucking anger. The next twenty ...
I am forty-three years old. The first twenty of those years were a mess of me hating myself because mommy-no-love-me and all the accompanying issues a boy can have with that shit, shitting on any hint of happiness and so much...
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