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I know an adorable little girl named Maddie. I did a show for her last year when she was fighting cancer. Last week her family found out the cancer is back. A friend of mine is doing something awesome for her this Christmas. Help if the spirit moves you. From my friend +Terry Coates   ...

Howdy Friends, I'm sure you noticed the very sad news that Maddie (my best friends little girl) has had a relapse with her cancer.
The family is putting together a VERY SPECIAL Christmas for Maddie and it would be awesome if you guys could help. Alex's sister started a wishlist on Amazon and we are looking to give Maddie the best, biggest Christmas she could imagine. We are going to donate a huge house that we are turning into a Castle for her (She's still hooked on Frozen) and we want to have as many presents under the tree as we can! Here is a link to the Wishlist.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/ls/ref=aw_ls
You can have items shipped directly to us, and we will wrap and put under the tree for her. Send to:
Terry & Sheresa Coates c/o Maddie at 4155 Canada Court, Carmel, CA 93923.
Feel free to send a card, donation, or note of encouragement!
Please feel free to forward this on to anyone who you think would be interested in helping! Maddie is an amazing little girl who has been dealt a horrible hand... let's give her a Christmas unlike any other! I can't thank you enough... If you have questions, call 831.206.1003 or email me at: Terry@elitecarmel.com.
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I got to thinking about birds yesterday. I can track the improvement of my life over the course of my life, via birds. This guy was was watching me on my morning walk with Lucy Liu and Dexter. As a wee lad in the immediate outskirts of LA in places like Cit...
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I like to imagine you're sitting there waiting on my post in order to start your day; your coffee doesn't taste right, your head isn't quite ready for the day ahead, you've been holding your breath in antici... I was thinking about that on my walk with TGB ...
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Sorry seems to be the hardest word
I have to correct a MAJOR fuck up I made on yesterday's dribble . I said Tim McGraw backed out of the Sandy Hook Benefit Concert and I was wrong. I saw a byline, skimmed the story and missed something very obvious in the story - that Billy Currington, NOT T...
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Maybe I should have called you first
Tim McGraw backed out of the Sandy Hook Benefit Concert . Cowardly move, Timmy, cowardly move. And no, dipshits, I am not anti-Second Amendment. I am, however, anti-NRA, anti-stupidity, and anti-needless death. I am very PRO-responsible gun ownership, PRO-g...
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It's disconcerting that to so many the argument about guns has to be either/or. 
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I have to go tell jokes to a room full of smart people in the daytime. Challenge accepted. It's a strange thing: I was booked for the show in pre-op while we were waiting for TGB's oncologist. The details I was given were, essentially, that the show is abou...
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I love words. I love music. I love women. Doesn't mean I know fuck all about what to do with any of those things. I write this shitty little blog and the occasional short story while working on a screenplay (because I love being a cliche). I find a musician...
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I dunno, but maybe if you have as many DUIs as Kiefer you shouldn't hawking tequila. 
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So I am kinda excited, I guess. #SaltyDogCruise  
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Saw a couple of articles posted this morning while I walked the dogs, but then I remembered that I no longer allow myself to read anything before coffee. I choose to blame my morning misreadings on lack of caffinations. I read ridiculously slow on purpose w...
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Sometimes Rudy does this on his own.  Other times, it's someone else.  OK... maybe this is the first time it's someone else. Mexico Beach offers a clarity other places fails to deliver.  It starts when you wake up to this view.  It continues when you factor...
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