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Let's try that last post again with a better link. 

I know an adorable little girl named Maddie. I did a show for her last year when she was fighting cancer. Last week her family found out the cancer is back. A friend of mine is doing something awesome for her this Christmas. Help if the spirit moves you. From my friend +Terry Coates   ...

Howdy Friends, I'm sure you noticed the very sad news that Maddie (my best friends little girl) has had a relapse with her cancer.
The family is putting together a VERY SPECIAL Christmas for Maddie and it would be awesome if you guys could help. Alex's sister started a wishlist on Amazon and we are looking to give Maddie the best, biggest Christmas she could imagine. We are going to donate a huge house that we are turning into a Castle for her (She's still hooked on Frozen) and we want to have as many presents under the tree as we can! Here is a link to the Wishlist.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/ls/ref=aw_ls
You can have items shipped directly to us, and we will wrap and put under the tree for her. Send to:
Terry & Sheresa Coates c/o Maddie at 4155 Canada Court, Carmel, CA 93923.
Feel free to send a card, donation, or note of encouragement!
Please feel free to forward this on to anyone who you think would be interested in helping! Maddie is an amazing little girl who has been dealt a horrible hand... let's give her a Christmas unlike any other! I can't thank you enough... If you have questions, call 831.206.1003 or email me at: Terry@elitecarmel.com.
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I don't want to write this morning. I keep thinking about the Duggar dude who touched his sisters when he was a kid and how we spent all day yesterday being righteously indignant. Even some of my liberal friends who have lamented children being tried as adu...
I don't want to write this morning. I keep thinking about the Duggar dude who touched his sisters when he was a kid and how we spent all day yesterday being righteously indignant. Even some of my liberal friends who have lame...
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Watch the full Garbage concert at the Oster Rocknacht Festival!
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I keep seeing that meme with the boots walking across the flag and some words to effect of 'if I see this I'll kick your ass... blah, blah, blah.' Every time I see it I want to scream, The Constitution, you fucking moron!  But then I take a breath and remem...
I keep seeing that meme with the boots walking across the flag and some words to effect of 'if I see this I'll kick your ass... blah, blah, blah.' Every time I see it I want to scream, The Constitution, you fucking moron!  Bu...
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I had to re-read what I wrote for that to make sense, Brandon
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Last night I made the mistake of reading an article about shitty parents and their adult children . It took me back to my own struggles with my mother. I will spare you the gory details this morning, suffice to say by the time my father died in 2006 I was c...
Last night I made the mistake of reading an article about shitty parents and their adult children. It took me back to my own struggles with my mother. I will spare you the gory details this morning, suffice to say by the time...
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Pet peeve: do not wish a veteran or active duty military member a  Happy Memorial Day! Memorial Day is a day of remembrance, a day for those who have died. You would not want me casually wishing you a, happy anniversary of the day your kid/dad/friend died! ...
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The seven of you know that I hate puns. They're lazy, eye-roll inducing, and very dad-ish. And not the sexy dad all your female friends get moist over; that fanny-pack wearing, socks with sandals dad. I woke up to a pun from a child this morning. My heart t...
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*pithy Bill Withers lyric*
Horseflies are a thing. I had only ever heard rumors and seen cartoons of such things. Yesterday one drew blood from my neighbor. I don't think I will be going outside anymore. Fuck you, Florida. I wish I could sing. I'm listening to Bill Withers and I can ...
Horseflies are a thing. I had only ever heard rumors and seen cartoons of such things. Yesterday one drew blood from my neighbor. I don't think I will be going outside anymore. Fuck you, Florida. I wish I could sing. I'm list...
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Woke up this morning, walked downstairs, poured a cup of coffee, walked to the beach and just stopped. Some mornings you just need to stop before you even start your day. It's a habit I picked up on a deployment to Saudi Arabia back in the day. The night I ...
Woke up this morning, walked downstairs, poured a cup of coffee, walked to the beach and just stopped. Some mornings you just need to stop before you even start your day. It's a habit I picked up on a deployment to Saudi Ar...
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I hate sleeping in the guest room. I hate going to bed at 8PM. I hate not sleeping next to my wife. I hate keeping her awake when she has to get up at 3AM. So I sleep in the guest room on the days she works days. Sacrifice, bitches!  At least my view does n...
I hate sleeping in the guest room. I hate going to bed at 8PM. I hate not sleeping next to my wife. I hate keeping her awake when she has to get up at 3AM. So I sleep in the guest room on the days she works days. Sacrifice, b...
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I don't know what is smarmier, Robin Thicke's music, or Alan Thicke getting his dick wet while listening to it. Either way, I am choking down vomit. I am reminded of that Bill Hicks bit only now it's updated to lament the passing of BB while we're stuck wit...
I don't know what is smarmier, Robin Thicke's music, or Alan Thicke getting his dick wet while listening to it. Either way, I am choking down vomit. I am reminded of that Bill Hicks bit only now it's updated to lament the pas...
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Just watched it again on YouTube. I'm crying.
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