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Let's try that last post again with a better link. 

I know an adorable little girl named Maddie. I did a show for her last year when she was fighting cancer. Last week her family found out the cancer is back. A friend of mine is doing something awesome for her this Christmas. Help if the spirit moves you. From my friend +Terry Coates   ...

Howdy Friends, I'm sure you noticed the very sad news that Maddie (my best friends little girl) has had a relapse with her cancer.
The family is putting together a VERY SPECIAL Christmas for Maddie and it would be awesome if you guys could help. Alex's sister started a wishlist on Amazon and we are looking to give Maddie the best, biggest Christmas she could imagine. We are going to donate a huge house that we are turning into a Castle for her (She's still hooked on Frozen) and we want to have as many presents under the tree as we can! Here is a link to the Wishlist.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/ls/ref=aw_ls
You can have items shipped directly to us, and we will wrap and put under the tree for her. Send to:
Terry & Sheresa Coates c/o Maddie at 4155 Canada Court, Carmel, CA 93923.
Feel free to send a card, donation, or note of encouragement!
Please feel free to forward this on to anyone who you think would be interested in helping! Maddie is an amazing little girl who has been dealt a horrible hand... let's give her a Christmas unlike any other! I can't thank you enough... If you have questions, call 831.206.1003 or email me at: Terry@elitecarmel.com.
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It's been cold here lately so I haven't spent much time on the beach. But I have learned that when I take the dogs out for their morning walk I really should bring a camera along. This morning I took Lucy Liu out first (walki...
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The here, the now, the rock
[Look for your weekly fix from the one and only Henry Rollins right here every Thursday, and come back tomorrow for the awesomely annotated playlist for...
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In between is mine
When you're a drunk like me, or an addict, it's easy for your life to become all about your addiction and recovery. It becomes a calling card. Same thing happens with cancer. I've seen people who, once diagnosed, carry that as their identifier for the rest ...
When you're a drunk like me, or an addict, it's easy for your life to become all about your addiction and recovery. It becomes a calling card. Same thing happens with cancer. I've seen people who, once diagnosed, carry that a...
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I have always loved fog. I attribute it to the end scene in Casablanca . Here's looking at you, kid. And yes, I did stop writing to watch that scene again. God I miss great story telling. It's foggy today. Palm trees wrapped just so. Hovering over the water...
I have always loved fog. I attribute it to the end scene in Casablanca. Here's looking at you, kid. And yes, I did stop writing to watch that scene again. God I miss great story telling. It's foggy today. Palm trees wrapped j...
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It's back in the 70s today so this is going to be short. They're all short, Rudy. I was unpacking the last of my boxes. Somehow I inherited all of my Uncle Charlie's military records, medical records and personal journals. In his journals I found literature...
It's back in the 70s today so this is going to be short. They're all short, Rudy. I was unpacking the last of my boxes. Somehow I inherited all of my Uncle Charlie's military records, medical records and personal journals. In...
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They don't even know how to sing my song
Got my ordination on last night. Got asked to officiate my sister's wedding. I am ordained as f*ck! #FSM A photo posted by Rudy Martinez (@ernesto_jaimengway) on Feb 26, 2015 at 5:00pm PST So much cheaper than Berean Bible College with none of the annoying ...
Got my ordination on last night. Got asked to officiate my sister's wedding. I am ordained as f*ck! #FSM A photo posted by Rudy Martinez (@ernesto_jaimengway) on Feb 26, 2015 at 5:00pm PST So much cheaper than Bere...
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I love the Beatles. Always have. I inherited every Beatles album from my Uncle Charlie . I had few copies of my own so the leftovers I plan on giving to my cousin. I say that because she's a young college woman who loves the Beatles. That's a child that was...
I love the Beatles. Always have. I inherited every Beatles album from my Uncle Charlie. I had few copies of my own so the leftovers I plan on giving to my cousin. I say that because she's a young college woman who loves the B...
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Greetings from camp Grenada
Saw an osprey this morning on my walk with the dogs. Had enough time to come back, grab my camera and snap off a few shots. Just doin bird stuff My camera isn't some snazzy telephoto lens type so the quality is what it is. Yesterday I had a bald eagle fly j...
Saw an osprey this morning on my walk with the dogs. Had enough time to come back, grab my camera and snap off a few shots. Just doin bird stuff My camera isn't some snazzy telephoto lens type so the quality is what it is. Ye...
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