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Let's try that last post again with a better link. 

I know an adorable little girl named Maddie. I did a show for her last year when she was fighting cancer. Last week her family found out the cancer is back. A friend of mine is doing something awesome for her this Christmas. Help if the spirit moves you. From my friend +Terry Coates   ...

Howdy Friends, I'm sure you noticed the very sad news that Maddie (my best friends little girl) has had a relapse with her cancer.
The family is putting together a VERY SPECIAL Christmas for Maddie and it would be awesome if you guys could help. Alex's sister started a wishlist on Amazon and we are looking to give Maddie the best, biggest Christmas she could imagine. We are going to donate a huge house that we are turning into a Castle for her (She's still hooked on Frozen) and we want to have as many presents under the tree as we can! Here is a link to the Wishlist.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/ls/ref=aw_ls
You can have items shipped directly to us, and we will wrap and put under the tree for her. Send to:
Terry & Sheresa Coates c/o Maddie at 4155 Canada Court, Carmel, CA 93923.
Feel free to send a card, donation, or note of encouragement!
Please feel free to forward this on to anyone who you think would be interested in helping! Maddie is an amazing little girl who has been dealt a horrible hand... let's give her a Christmas unlike any other! I can't thank you enough... If you have questions, call 831.206.1003 or email me at: Terry@elitecarmel.com.
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Don't let us grow up
I don't like adulting as much as I don't like people who use adulting  as a verb. Both adulting and the the invention of the verb adulting  are made up bullshit. We should all be playing hide and go seek. Naked. While hiding with our own version of TGB in a...
I don't like adulting as much as I don't like people who use adulting as a verb. Both adulting and the the invention of the verb adulting are made up bullshit. We should all be playing hide and go seek. Naked. While hiding wi...
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I have had barely a sip of coffee and I have already made two friends laugh. I count that a successful morning. Also, Ben Marwood posted a new blog. Best day ever! I once made him laugh while in London. It's a high point in my life. I won't make you laugh. ...
I have had barely a sip of coffee and I have already made two friends laugh. I count that a successful morning. Also, Ben Marwood posted a new blog. Best day ever! I once made him laugh while in London. It's a high point in m...
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Wake me Nov 9.
Sometimes I look around and think,  these motherfuckers are disproving evolution just by existing.  I voted last week absentee in California. I didn't send it in. I shredded it and changed my vote yesterday.  I sent it in. I am not impressed with Hillary. I...
Sometimes I look around and think, these motherfuckers are disproving evolution just by existing. I voted last week absentee in California. I didn't send it in. I shredded it and changed my vote yesterday. I sent it in. I...
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My lonely heart beats relatively easy
I hesitated to share this with you, but here goes... I've had a love hate relationship with September 20th since 1991. It was my dad's birthday. He was turned 36 that day. Or was it 37? Math is hard. That it was his birthday was in the back of my mind all d...
I hesitated to share this with you, but here goes... I've had a love hate relationship with September 20th since 1991. It was my dad's birthday. He was turned 36 that day. Or was it 37? Math is hard. That it was his birthday ...
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This is so perfect
Pretty girl can’t funny, pretty girl too busy pretty-ing!
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That simply was not good enough to make us proud
All I want this offseason (yeah, I'm already in offseason mode) is Tom Herman snatched away to coach USC and the Chargers to move to LA so I can stop wasting my time cheering for them. I hate football. Week four starts today. I am totally a bandwagon fan wh...
All I want this offseason (yeah, I'm already in offseason mode) is Tom Herman snatched away to coach USC and the Chargers to move to LA so I can stop wasting my time cheering for them. I hate football. Week four starts today...
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Last night a grown-up debated an Oompa Loompa. That was fun. My buddy Charlie sent me a brillinatly fucking astute text (paraphrased): I wish she's stop lying because she can destroy him without doing so. After the debate Trevor Noah pointed out the exact s...
Last night a grown-up debated an Oompa Loompa. That was fun. My buddy Charlie sent me a brillinatly fucking astute text (paraphrased): I wish she's stop lying because she can destroy him without doing so. After the debate Tre...
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I love Ben Marwood. You should, too.
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Meh
I feel sleepier than when I went to sleep. I don't really feel like writing right now. When I win the lottery I am going to buy an island. I am going to take The Gorgeous Blonde and the dogs and build a fort out of couch cushions. Nobody gets in without the...
I feel sleepier than when I went to sleep. I don't really feel like writing right now. When I win the lottery I am going to buy an island. I am going to take The Gorgeous Blonde and the dogs and build a fort out of couch cush...
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I would never be that cruel
My friend Peggy gave me a hat. It wasn't just any hat. It was her Sunday hat. She took a chunk of my heart when she gave it to me. Now she posts puns on my FB wall. You're an asshole, Peggy. Tatiana Maslany won an Emmy last night. She should have won four. ...
My friend Peggy gave me a hat. It wasn't just any hat. It was her Sunday hat. She took a chunk of my heart when she gave it to me. Now she posts puns on my FB wall. You're an asshole, Peggy. Tatiana Maslany won an Emmy last n...
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Short on time, sorry for the repeat.

Happy birthday US Constitution! You are waayyyyy more important than some flag or some song even if stupid people don't understand that. 
On this date in 1787 the final draft of the US Constitution was presented to and signed by the delegates at the Constitutional Convention in...
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