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Let's try that last post again with a better link. 

I know an adorable little girl named Maddie. I did a show for her last year when she was fighting cancer. Last week her family found out the cancer is back. A friend of mine is doing something awesome for her this Christmas. Help if the spirit moves you. From my friend +Terry Coates   ...

Howdy Friends, I'm sure you noticed the very sad news that Maddie (my best friends little girl) has had a relapse with her cancer.
The family is putting together a VERY SPECIAL Christmas for Maddie and it would be awesome if you guys could help. Alex's sister started a wishlist on Amazon and we are looking to give Maddie the best, biggest Christmas she could imagine. We are going to donate a huge house that we are turning into a Castle for her (She's still hooked on Frozen) and we want to have as many presents under the tree as we can! Here is a link to the Wishlist.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/ls/ref=aw_ls
You can have items shipped directly to us, and we will wrap and put under the tree for her. Send to:
Terry & Sheresa Coates c/o Maddie at 4155 Canada Court, Carmel, CA 93923.
Feel free to send a card, donation, or note of encouragement!
Please feel free to forward this on to anyone who you think would be interested in helping! Maddie is an amazing little girl who has been dealt a horrible hand... let's give her a Christmas unlike any other! I can't thank you enough... If you have questions, call 831.206.1003 or email me at: Terry@elitecarmel.com.
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Looked from the outside to the world I left behind
I woke up unable to go back to sleep about an hour ago. I've been farting around the web, giving Rick Perry some sound political advice , and contemplating life, the universe, and everything. Do you ever wonder why you are friends with the people in your li...
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Racin' through my brain
A friend of mine a million miles away just taught his kid how to ride a bike. It was totes adorbs. I can say that because of the subject matter. No, I did not just tell you that story as an excuse to use the phrase totes adorbs . Last night I went to a goin...
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She might be in Tangiers
Had to get tires on the car this morning and WalMart internet said they had 'em. They didn't. And they lacked the ability to put them on my car. They couldn't handle the size. That's what she said!  Anyway, found a place that could get them and I have to he...
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Year three is appetizers, right?
Last night as we drifted off to sleep I looked over at the Gorgeous Blonde and reminded her that three years ago was the last night she was ever single. Mmmmm, Vegas. Oh, right, you were a gambling degenerate, not a whore.  She is still a gambling degenerat...
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Off to find my wooden leg
When I was a kid I wanted to go to Boston College. It might have been too much Spencer For Hire, Doug Flutie, or Johnny Tremain, but I knew when I was 8 I would end up at Boston College. I've never been to Boston. In time my desire to go to BC was replaced ...
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Just once while watching Formula 1 Racing I want them to pan over to the wife/girlfriend and think, oh, he's with her because she has an amazing personality.  Or even better, he could totally get her if he wasn't  a rich race car driver . It's Kate Beckinsa...
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I woke up with Dream Weaver playing in my head this morning. No, I will not subject you to it at the end of this post. You're welcome. That's one of those songs where I only know the chorus. We all have lots of those songs. It comes on, we recognise it, we ...
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I keep seeing people posting about dudes with guns showing up to protect recruiting stations. I wonder why the same dudes didn't show up the 29 days in prior at any of the black churches in the South that were being torched after the last mass shooting. Wei...
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Watched some of The Maze Runner last night. I kept shouting, go get the shit kicked out of you by love ! One of you might get that. I never thought Claudia Schiffer was all that attractive. Does anyone know if the little red-haired girl in the Taken On A Pl...
Watched some of The Maze Runner last night. I kept shouting, go get the shit kicked out of you by love! One of you might get that. I never thought Claudia Schiffer was all that attractive. Does anyone know if the little red-h...
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I think some people want to make this world better while others want to feel like they make this world better without actually doing anything to make it better. And then there's me. I just want to eat my heavily buttered popcorn and Butterfingers while watc...
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