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Very long, very detailed.
Preface I’m cranky. I complain about a lot of things. There’s a lot in the world of technology I don’t like, and that’s …
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Some strawmen here - frex, he complains about how "private" works, when it seems identical to the way it does in Java, and when "protected" would likely give him what he wants. Overall, though, a strong case. The security stuff in particular is terrifying.
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Yeah, i've no doubt that some of these things exist in other languages, but only PHP seems to bring it all into one terrifying, nearly ubiquitous entity.
 
But aside from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?