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Share these grammar jokes and puns if you find any of them funny:

1. A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day.

“In English,” he said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.”

A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”

2. A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.

“Why?” asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit.

The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. “I’m a panda,” he says at the door. “Look it up.”

The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation. “Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots, and leaves.”

3. Some people enjoy cooking their families and their dogs. The grammar joke is that the commas ran away, leaving people to eat their families and dogs.

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Yet another wonderful picture of mother nature #beautiful #photography
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What a beautiful picture! Looks like the ocean and this boat were made for each other. #beautiful #photography
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Wow!What a amazing place!
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Check out this funny Larisa Oleynik moment from 10 Things I Hate About You #funny #larisaoleynik #photos
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Share these funny nerd jokes if you get any of them:

1 Some helium floats into a bar. The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.” The helium doesn’t react.

2 Two atoms are walking along. One of them says:

“Oh, no, I think I lost an electron."

“Are you sure?"

“Yes, I’m positive."

3 A group of protesters in front of a physics lab:

“What do we want?"

“Time travel"

“When do we want it?"

“Irrelevant."

4 There are two kittens on a sloped roof. Which one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.

5 Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. Descartes says “I think not" and disappears.

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Mesmerising!Looks like,from another planet!
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Share these funny calculus jokes if you like any of them:

1 “What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute calculus student?”

“She is no longer my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me.”

“I don’t believe that she cheated on you.”

“Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns.”

2 A guy gets on a bus and starts threatening everybody: “I’ll integrate you! I’ll differentiate you!” So everybody gets scared and runs away. Only one person stays.

The guy comes up to him and says: “Aren’t you scared, I’ll integrate you, I’ll differentiate you!” And the other guy says: “No, I am not scared, I am e^x.”

3 What is purple and commutative? An abelian grape.

4 What is the first derivative of a cow? Prime Rib!

5 What did Al Gore play on his guitar? An Algorithm.

6 Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably.

7 What wild animal is good at calculus? The tangent lion.

8 Someone released a set of supplementary notes on a textbook about differential calculus. It was a derivative work.

9 Why do they never serve beer at a math party? Because you can’t drink and derive.

10 What did one calculus textbook say to the other? Don’t bother me. I’ve got my own problems.

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Writer, Filmmaker, Web Developer, and Founder of Humoropedia.com
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    Founder, 2013 - present
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