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Roger Simon
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Tired of our current universe? Try joining Trump's new one. My column: http://politi.co/2bzmu5n 
For a guy who won’t even release his tax returns, Donald Trump has become America’s leading crime fighter.
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Jimmy Kimmel: "How do you prepare for a debate with Donald Trump?"
Hillary: "You’ve got to be prepared for whacky stuff. I’m planning on drawing off my experiences from elementary school."
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The mayor of Trumpville needs serenity now. My column: http://politi.co/2b07aOQ 
Simon says: Trump has found that presidential campaigning is a bigger and more complicated system than he ever imagined.
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Trump in Daytona Beach: "We're going to get rid of Crooked Hillary Clinton. If we don't make it all the way, it's been a waste of time, don't you think?"
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Jimmy Fallon: "There are less than 100 days left until the presidential election. Or you could say there are less than 100 days left."
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"If we don't win on Nov. 8, I will consider this a tremendous waste of time, energy and money," says Trump in Harrisburg, PA.


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Hillary Clinton to Jimmy Kimmel: "I do feel at times this campaign has entered into an alternative universe." 
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I find it impossible to watch synchronized swimming without chuckling.
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Jimmy Fallon: "Michael Phelps will wear a jacket that lights up. Just what you want in a city full of mosquitoes: To look like a giant porchlight."
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Jimmy Fallon: "Donald Trump is at a rally today and starts yelling, 'Remove the crying baby!" The Secret Service removed Trump immediately."
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Trump: "If things are unfair, I just don't watch. You stay young, you stay handsome. I don't watch CNN anymore."
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After his speech Wednesday, Pres Obama turned to his speechwriter, Cody Keenan, and said: "I think that worked." http://nbcnews.to/2almHZn 
President Obama's DNC speech issued a stinging rebuke of Donald Trump's ethos and asked Americans "to do for Hillary Clinton what you did for me."
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Chief Political Columnist at Politico: Sometimes in error, but never in doubt.
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Chief Political Columnist at Politico
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  • University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
    English Literature