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Roger Simon
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"I want this election to be over so badly," says Samantha Bee. "I want America to be happy again."
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"This is a damning scandal for Trump with only one possible result," Colbert says. "He goes up in the polls."
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Ohmuhgod! RT @thedailybeast BREAKING: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt. #Brangelina is over. http://thebea.st/2cZoh6p 
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Opinion: If you can't remember all your lies, you're telling too many politi.co/2cYI3yM via @PoliticoRoger | Getty
Simon says: Truth be told, it isn't really about Hillary anymore.
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Jimmy Fallon: "Hillary aides have trouble getting her to drink water. Or as Trump put it: 'Hillary has a drinking problem.'"
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Colbert confession: "I have never cleaned my oven. I just move every few years."
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Conan: "Trump said Lester Holt was a Democrat, but Holt turns out to be a registered Republican. So Trump ticks off the one black guy who might have voted for him."
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Michelle Obama knocking 'em dead on Colbert in an outfit Mamie Eisenhower wouldn't have tried.
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Opinion: If you can't remember all your lies, you're telling too many http://politi.co/2cYI3yM via @PoliticoRoger | Getty pic.twitter.com/NM0lGXfmja
Opinion: If you can't remember all your lies, you're telling too many http://politi.co/2cYI3yM via @PoliticoRoger | Getty. Embedded image. 3:08 AM - 20 Sep 2016. 100 Retweets144 Likes. Reply to @politico. Replies. Larry Doyle · 3h3 hours ago. Larry Doyle @senseoncents.
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"I don’t know about you guys, but I am so relieved that the birther thing is over," Pres Obama told the Congressional Black Caucus Saturday night. "I mean, ISIL, North Korea, poverty, climate change, none of those things weighed on my mind like the validity of my birth certificate."
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Just saw new Hillary ad that has GOP officials attacking Trump and ending with: "Unfit. Dangerous. Even for Republicans."
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Conan: "A rally broke out at a Trump fistfight yesterday."
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Chief Political Columnist at Politico: Sometimes in error, but never in doubt.
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Chief Political Columnist at Politico
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  • University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
    English Literature