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Rogelio “DrummerWithADayJob” Perea
Works at Bloomberg L.P.
Attended Instituto Tecnológico de Nogales
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The Pope was very ill, and nobody could cure him. The cardinals called in an old physician recommended to them.

After an hour long examination, he comes up with a solution: "I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The bad news: The Pope has a rare testicular disorder. The good news: He can be cured… with sex."

The cardinals, not happy with the cure, explain the situation to the Pope.

"I’ll agree to it", says the Pope - "but under four conditions."

The cardinals were shocked. "What are the four conditions?" asks one.

"First, the girl must be blind so she cannot see with whom she is having sex. Second, she must be deaf so she cannot hear with whom she is having sex. Third, she must be dumb so if she somehow figures out with whom she is having sex... she can tell no one".

After a long pause, a cardinal asks "and the fourth condition?"

"Big tits"

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Either they're really desperate to fill in the ranks or someone forgot to run the Y2K patch on their systems:
No, the United States military isn’t trying to build a force of centenarians. It just seems that way after the Selective Service System mistakenly sent notices to more than 14,000 Pennsylvania men born between 1893 and 1897, ordering them to register for the nation’s military draft and warning that failure to do so is “punishable by a fine and imprisonment.” The agency realized the error when it began receiving calls from bewildered relatives las...
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Fixing a 30 year old keyboard membrane problem...
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512k RAM ought to be enough for everyone... using a Tandy CoCo 3 that is :-)
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Where the Summer '14 vacations are being spent (besides the drumming and related music shenanigans).

Actually I had just finished building a batch of peripheral boards for the CoCo world (soon to be announced on the Malted Media mail list) and as my soldering station and related items sat lonely, I remembered having that Disto 512K RAM board I swaped out in favor of Cloud 9's Triad board on my "main" CoCo 3 setup upstairs... time to upgrade the "test" CoCo 3 I have on the "bench".
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Well now, someone likes big blimps and they can not lie, you other airships can't deny...
An hour’s train ride away from London resides the world’s largest aircraft. Called the Airlander 10, it’s a 300-foot-long throwback to a bygone era when it was believed that airships and dirigibles...
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Too far away from his reach yet close enough to relate to his shenanigans. So I slapped him for a good 100 smackers... fun!
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Boldly going where no man has gone before (or is it?):
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Playing MHNY 26 years after I did for the first time on a IBM clone :-)
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Preparing the NEXT batch of Lawyers

Monday
The professor isn't in the room but his umbrella is on the table. After 15-minute grace period, all the law students left the room thinking the professor is absent. The professor then arrives 10 minutes after the students leave.
 
Tuesday
The professor walks inside the room then ask the students, "Where are you yesterday? You didn't attend my classes!". One of the students answered, "We left the class after 15-minute grace period thinking that you're absent, Sir". Then the professor said, "You've seen my umbrella on the table, well, that clearly means that I'm here!". Then walks out of the room.

Wednesday
The professor walks inside the room and saw no one. Only umbrellas on each of his student's table.
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If there is a God... the Mexican flag would have been on one of these guys prayers. But no. Damn the Divine Intervention. Not! :-P
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Broadcast Engineer / Industrial Engineer
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Electronics, Computer Systems Hardware & Programming, World Class Quality Systems, Void Expensive Equipment Warranties
Employment
  • Bloomberg L.P.
    50+j0 Engineer, 2004 - present
    I fix stuff from the studio microphones, all failure points in between and well into the base of the transmitter towers - and that only because they don't let me climb the darned things. Insurance. You know.
  • Conn-Selmer
    Sr. Industrial Engineer, 2002 - 2004
    Manufacturing floor support, Continuous Improvement, World Class Quality Management Systems, ERP,/MRP systems, Supply Chain, Tooling (CNC, Annealing Ovens, High Tonnage presses)
  • Prestolite Wire LLC
    Sr. Product Engineer, 2000 - 2002
    All duties Product Engineering-wise from design to production launch, Continuous Improvement, World Class Quality Management, ERP/MRP systems, ISO 9000 auditor, Tooling (precision molding, wire processing)
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Sine Metu, Homo Intellegens Extremus, Cathedra mea regulae meae
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Yes, I am *that* Rogelio Perea...
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Born in the "Capital Of The World" city of Hidalgo del Parral Chihuahua México one July of 1967, I have steadily devolved throughout the years into the outspoken non-partisan atheist blunt honest person I am today.

Technology friendly I don't need a manual to figure out how stuff works, except humans - those are a number on themselves. Like almost any type of music short of Country, Hiphop, Reggaeton, Cumbia, Salsa, Punk, Grunge and related. SciFi aficionado I will happily watch Star Trek & Star Wars re-runs on a dime.

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Father of one awesome teenager, former volunteer firefighter (8 of my best years ever), divorce survivor...
Education
  • Instituto Tecnológico de Nogales
    Industrial Engineering in Production
    Bachelor of Science
  • Instituto Tecnológico Regional de Nogales
    Electronics/Computer Systems
    Associate
  • ITESM - Campus Hermosillo
    World Class Quality Management
    Diplomate
  • Escuela Secundaria "Plutarco Elías Calles"
  • Escuela Primara "José María Morelos y Pavón"
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Went in for breakfast, fast and courteous service. Place well kept and clean,
Public - 2 months ago
reviewed 2 months ago
Small and cozy, never had a problem getting a table to do a quick band meeting after rehearsal while cooling off with a decent array of beers. The food is great too, service is courteous and fast. My band's pit stop of choice!
Public - 8 months ago
reviewed 8 months ago
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